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[Oklahoma Baseball @OU_Baseball]

why not Oklahoma?

[steve2bacon, CMT 🥓🍩 @steve2bacon]

check engine light came on after losing 200k this week

[Blinkin @blinkinriley]

Me when I tell my friends Oklahoma could have a pretty good run game this year

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Parents: "Move out"

Girlfriend: “Quit being such a loser”

Boss: "Work harder"

DraftKings: “This is the one, champ”

[Gabe Ikard @GabeIkard]

Knicks just won’t die.
Very entertaining game.

P.s. I’m hate watching the hell out of this game. I’m sad.

[ESPN @espn]

OKLAHOMA WALKS OFF GEORGIA TECH TO ADVANCE TO SUPERS 🚨

THE SOONERS STUN THE NO. 2 SEED IN ATL 😳

[Bags @0xbags]

when you realize the easiest way keep winning is to remain unrealistically optimistic that things will simply work out for you

[blood @bloodweb3]

Men only have two moods:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@zerohedge False

[Ceomnsr @ceomnsr]

"sorry, can't hangout. i'm broke"

Bank balance : $36
Portfolio : $195,000

[𝙽𝚘𝚝𝙰𝚗𝙾𝙺𝙲𝙵𝚊𝚗 ⚡️ @NotAnOKCFan]

Be honest

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@KettlebellDan I just left the SpaceXAI office at ~2:45am and people were still going.

I think we might be close to a significant breakthrough in training.

[Bags @0xbags]

when you 10x your account after deciding to give up on risk management

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Call me old school, but I want manual transmissions to make a comeback.

Anyone who can drive a stick shift uphill without stalling is made for greatness.

[theficouple @theficouple]

When your friend says they finally bought their "dream home".

The payment is $4,300/mo & they make $155,000/yr.

They’re also pregnant with twins & unsure of how much full time day care will cost...

[doomer @uncledoomer]

be honest guys, should I shoot my drywall contractor in the fucking head?

[Tiger Woods @TigerWoods]

My father was a Special Forces operator with two tours in Vietnam and 20 years of service. To all those like my father, we all say thank you for your sacrifices. Without them we wouldn’t have the greatest country on Earth.