🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️

27, queer, she/they, ucsd mech engineering ‘24

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

okay that one was definitely an earthquake right??? #sandiego #earthquake

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

was that an earthquake or was my cat licking her asshole really hard when she was laying on me i’m genuinely unsure #sandiego #earthquake

[JAMES @jamesfromcourt]

The fact that Johnny Depp settled with Amber Heard for only $1million shows it was never about the money or getting back at her; he was trying to defend himself and clear his name.

Johnny Depp is a winner.

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

@hailsayten did twitter just try to be my wingman

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Ratatouille is the name of the food. The rat is called doctor ratatouille

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

@soapyjoefanpage IMMSCREAMING

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

@soapyjoefanpage PLEASE YOUR @ 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

@Lemon_kade i’ll go ahead and take this to mean that i am sexy

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

@shiglette HAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE U MORE

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

i fucking love pegging

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

wow nice attachment style, did your MOM pick it out for you

[Rainbow Fish @RAINBOWFlSH]

Hey everyone, rainbow fish guy here. So I plowed threw a school zone and I’m pretty sure I just killed a kid. Anyway this is probably my last tweet on this app I love you guys

[tate @50FirstTates]

cock and, if i may, balls

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

asked this guy to come over and hang out bc i miss him and want to have sex and he said no because of "traffic" ????? men used to go to war

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

madonna gently setting the record straight for the kids who think she just makes silly tiktoks

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

microdosing freedom by not going to bed

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

*me sitting like a cooked shrimp* why does my back hurt

[🦇 𝚔𝚒𝚎𝚛𝚜 ⚰️ @okqueersten]

*reads this while in school for engineering at 28*💀😭

[Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon]

being an adult is hard but can you imagine having to do math homework again

[gracie @qrracie]

Received this at my grandmas funeral. What an icon.