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[Today In History @historigins]

In 1969, a bank teller stole $215,000 from his own bank and vanished. He lived as Thomas Randele for 51 years, never caught. On his deathbed in 2021, he confessed to his family and begged his daughter to keep it secret. She made a podcast.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Actress Hayden Panettiere has died at age 36

[A. A @Olabayode7]

@InternetH0F Now the cheerleader is dead... we're all doomed 🌚

[Jr Mumba @Mumba1jr]

@spidadmitchell Bro still shooting his shot in marriage

[NaijaFarmer @Nig_Farmer]

Crazy scenes in Nigeria

No job, person go hustle to get one small hustle dey manage

You go wan buy food to survive na AKPU/FUFU ladden with Paracetamol and detergent human being go buy chop am with stew wey get oil colouring with crayfish/fish wey dem preserve with insecticides.

Ok I no wan eat AKPU make I eat beans and plantain - dem don preserve beans with Sniper... God Abeg

You go decide to eat fruit as balanced diet na fruit wey dem use carbide ripe go dey your table

Life go stress you... Young man go decide to hangout with him friends - buy premium alcohol with mixers - fake Martel mixed with fake coke and ice men go dey gulp

After all the yamayama wey person don chop body go start dey pain you or your system go start dey show you shege - you go go buy medicines to help your life - Dem go still sell you fake drugs.

Which kind life be this one 😭😭😭

Naija Kuku keeme!!!

[Oris @_Ortodox]

Typical Nigerian. Not eating so he can be full but eating so another person no go see chop

[JBT @UtdJBT]

Mikel Arteta when he was a kid:

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

After watching the game, I already know it won’t be Carrick’s fault if things go south.

Pressing high, wanting to dominate regardless of the opponent, wanting to keep the ball and play attacking football… basically everything the fanbase has been asking for.

The rest is on the players and how well they execute the approach. And ultimately, the most important thing is quality and that’s on INEOS, not Carrick.

[Samson @sozmuse]

I have often wondered how it is that every man loves himself more than all the rest of men, but yet sets less value on his own opinion of himself than on the opinion of others.

- Marcus Aurelius

[TheStevenMaier @TheStevenMaier]

@Rich_Cooper "My husband got married to me" should be a big red flag for the husband.

[♻️ @imnyambu]

I mastered how to be alone... It's the horny part that's cooking me.

[A. A @Olabayode7]

@Biggnewton Edited picture q
Mumu Ronaldo fan

[Classykinging @Classykinging]

OB70 might just be Nigeria’s best-kept streetwear secret.

Tap in before everyone else does.

Shop → https://t.co/dNmsOwqcg6

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

"Good girl no dey pay."

Kindly enter street 🙏🏾

You don't support young women doing legit works but you'll spray strippers N200k. You wonder why women want to strip.

Please become a stripper 🙏🏾

Please help me. I need N500k urgently. I don't want to sell my body for money.

Please sell it 🙏🏾

I don't know whom you're trying to manipulate.

[Pubity @pubity]

Peru is now the country with the most babies named after Erling Haaland in the world.

Over 500 newborn babies in Peru have been named after the Norwegian player - at least 468 with Haaland and 91 with the full name Erling Haaland.

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

When I'm President I'll make it legal for you to beat the shit out of nuisance content creators if you catch them in the act.

[Taiwo_junzi @taiwo_junzi]

As a Redeemer who stands for the truth, I’m happy to announce to you that my general overseer is a fool!!!

[Ora🌹🌹 @Chiora__]

All of you that decided to start frying akara for content are also very foolish.