Nigeria is not a real place, Agbero seized the key of the Keke I entered today and walked away thinking the driver will follow him and beg. The driver simply brought out another key, started the engine and drove off. The look on his face when he realized it was priceless 😂😂😂😂
Read books? You say no.
Listen to podcasts? No.
Surround yourself with intelligent people? You say they’re not from your tribe.. Now, you've found yourself in a room where people are having an intelligent conversation, and for over an hour your only contribution is:
“Wow.”
“Really?”
“Niceeee.”
Then you round it off with, “God help us.”
No, dear. God will help you, but you also have to help yourself.
Stop limiting yourself. Explore. Leave your comfort zone. Make meaningful connections. Everything is on the internet. Follow people who educate you. Read. Learn and Grow.
You can’t keep consuming only entertainment and expect to contribute meaningfully to every conversation.
I hope you listen and you will in Jesus' name 🙄
My wife and I have made a list of five people we can sleep with if we ever get the chance.
She picked Brad Pitt, Sam Elliott, Tom Hardy, Kevin Costner, and Jon Hamm.
I’ve gone for her sister, her cousin, her best friend, the blonde UPS driver and the girl with big boobs at Dunkin’. Now I’m sleeping on the sofa because apparently she is not happy with my choices.
Messi's IG post from 3 hours ago. 😭❤
See that first "adjustment" - it's not script o.
Demonic genius with autistic OCPD.
My leader has seen all the social media noise, injeeeeeeccct it o. 😭
Delta State: “He Mocked Me, Bet ₦1 Million That I Couldn’t Land a Single Punch… He Thought His Size Guaranteed Victory…Seconds Later, Everyone In The Gym Was Left Speechless.” The Last Punch😩
Growth is a Cheat Code when you are Open to Learning✨
My friends know one thing about me, ‘Legbeti doesn’t like accounting’ I said that Everytime as an undergraduate. I don’t find having to calculate Prop figures interesting
I had someone who was like an elder sister to me back then (Mary Onah)
Who I often beg to put me through on many things, so because I don’t like it, I read it more unlike SFM, PM which I find really interesting, I liked auditing too.
When I started my new job, I was saddled with a responsibility of daily reconciliation.
Oh my God i hated reconciliations so much, i struggled with it for about a week. Shaking off that frustration wasn’t easy, but my supervisor took the time to teach me, and the one thing I brought to the table was an absolute willingness to learn.
Fast forward: I locked in for a week, and suddenly I was handling daily recon for all 4 funds smoothly.
A while back, my boss flagged an issue as "too complicated" for me to fix. I just smiled and said, "No, I love problems that complication is exactly why i am interested.
About 4 months straight of running seamless daily recons now. Problems still pop up, but we walk right through them like it’s nothing.
That being me to say ‘Growth is a cheat code when you’re open to learning’
Joy Abiola🌟♥️
I know a lady on this App oo
She’s starting her NYSC soon, she has bombed firms and she has about 5 offers for NYSC
I gave her just small advice oo, this girl is the most serious person I know😹♥️
While swimming at Malvarossa beach in Valencia 🇪🇸, yesterday.
This Carribean shawty swam close, passed a compliment & said:
"You'll enjoy a full experience if you swam a little further".
My grandfather's 3rd wife used to come as cats & bats - didn't know she has upgraded.