The Scallion

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Check out our last quality article for the year, and forever
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Scallion meeting live tweets (SMLT)

A secret sub-scallion where edgier articles are published called “The Leek”

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Multiple seniors defer and take gap year as soon game extends past summer

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Submit final draft.
Wait- I didn't proofread it.
Watch grade drop. Repeat.

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Research paper done
Spent way too much time on it
Just found a typo

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Exhaustive investigation reveals the signs in the 2nd floor humanities bathroom are the first step in Mia Wall's 10 point plan to take down the patriarchy.

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"Why does it matter who won, it's just a sport!" said freshman Stefan Beskin before being torn limb from limb by thousands of angry fans.

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AP-BIO student brings microscope to AP test, passes entirely off of original research

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The REAL BenCon Lineup LEAKED

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BREAKING: Snacks secretly caffeinated in an effort to get middle school choir to sing up to tempo

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Addie Frank’s open mic performance brings brief moment of peace to Syrian Conflict

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Overlake makes it 2 days into first five-day week of November, somehow manages to cut it short

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Overlake independent publishes solution to world hunger; no one listens

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Mahtab prohibits teaching of quadratic equations as it "involves too many discriminants."

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On a scale of 1 to "Did" the reading, how much did you do the reading?

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SRB launches investigation after PE department realizes 2 pedometers are missing

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Overlake Olympian Fails to Graduate due to Missing PE Requirements

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Competing club leaders crushed as thousands of Overlakers flock to the pitch of stunningly beautiful Scallion head editors #clubfair

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Eclipse glasses can be worn year round to shield eyes from unbridled enthusiasm of incoming freshman class