Old Man Rob ❗️

I'm just another monkey, flying 67,000mph through Space on this rock we call home.

[Old Man Rob ❗️ @Old_Man_Rob]

@JRM58506966 Calf’s in that sentence is 100% jarhead activity.

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@ImBreckWorsham The “but what really bothers me” part is insane.

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@BowTiedBroke @journey1439 I dove hunted with a guy in the business yesterday, and holy hell this guy is in the business. I had no idea before yesterday that ginseng is lucrative as fuck.

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If you have a gambling addiction and you use X, whew boy it’s gotta be a cold sweat situation with the incessant gambling ads. Will be interesting to see how quickly someone sues X over it.

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Just saw a funny thing. Gay ass Mazda Miata stopped at a light, on an incline. Car pulls behind, and stops way too close to his bumper. Light turns green, Miata rolls backward while he works the clutch/gas situation and bumps the car behind him. The world is cooked.

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@colinushkowitz Tom Selek would never lie to old people! Say it ain’t so.

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@DraftyBastard Sad indeed! 👎🏻

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@samhardiman What a short-sighted moron. She wants to halt massive economic development for a city that is poor as fuck over traffic. Goddamn. Memphians deserve much better leadership.

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@Polymarket LadyBoys are about to get REKT

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@BlueCollarInvr Seems like that’s the rub. Tariffs make the item 20% more, but it would cost at least 20% more for American manufacturing. That’s what I see on the communications side anyway.

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LFG

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@zacglover If you overlook that mothers left the home in the 60’s and led us down the path to children being raised in daycares and the result is that daycare is $1K+ per child now and severely impacts the value of that second income, sure. Never been higher.

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@_realJAG Yeah the fries are ass. Burger is pretty legit though.

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I’ve blocked this ad around 20 times now. X insists on having it on my timeline every 3rd or 4th post.

I feel sorry for gambling addicts that can’t escape that.

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@BigOrangeMack Hell yeah. I noticed the same thing the other day driving out by Port Royal. That’s one of my favorite smells in the world.

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@Jsongonline I worked at a credit repair place for a little while in college. That gig is shady as fuck. I’m still not sure what we were doing was legal. But the credit system is unethical as hell, so fuck it.

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@MarcoBelchoir I fuken wish. 95° here in Nashville today. Humidity was brutal.

The glorious conditions you’re talking about aren’t until early Nov here. Sometimes around Halloween if we’re really lucky.

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@BlueCollarInvr I sell a thing called Brief Relief. I’m sure you can get them from Amazon. It’s essentially a 5 gal bucket with a pseudo toilet lid. I believe it had odor control, liquid absorbing gel in it. Made for linemen and construction workers.

Get rekt.

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@miles_commodore Every mall I’ve been to in the past 10 years has been ruined by hoodrats.