James M. Bontrager

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@MAJ_CAPPAS_MP @FAANews Pilots and crew are out and trying to assist first responders on the ground.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@Mimiiben1 5

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Thug by ZZTop

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

Name a song without the letter "a"

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Slipknot`s spit it out or Reverend Peyton`s angels look like hell

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Get your co-workers and friends to give you their empty alcohol bottles for your recycling.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

How about when the bad guy gets shot in the same place and drops dead instantly.

[EmptyBee @BennettEmpty]

I did not memorize the brachial plexus just to stay silent when a movie action hero is shot in the shoulder with zero consequences.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

What is Spanish for "Monkey Bottoms"?

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

What would your family and friends say and DO to you if they saw you at one? Disowning is the least I would receive.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

@DWUhlfelderLaw @ssbunch10 How come only white people attend his rallies?

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Yup, the original bio-weapon delivery system!

[Max Lewis @MaxLewisTV]

#WATCH: Just got this video in to our newsroom of tornado in Greenwood. Viewer Malissa Houmard sent me this and said it went right by her complex.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

And sweaty!

[Sara with a PharmD @SarasCrazyLife]

There’s a special place in pharmacy hell for pharmacists that hold up an order by bouncing it back to order entry solely for a spelling correction.
If you do this instead of just fixing it, I hope both sides of your pillow are always warm.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Air

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They don't have any equivalent for bachelor pad.

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

Scooby-Doo meets Star Wars in the best possible way.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

Breathe, smile, and see some flowers. Good vibes from me to you!

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@horrormuseum NBC Nightly News

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@RCdeWinter What about the brother in the army? Major Lee

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

About anything
Let's see if anyone gets the joke.

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@USATODAY Elf?????

[James M. Bontrager @OldEwok67]

@LakotaMan1 @LawyersAnd @flowabug That is were his brains are.