OldFUTGuy

You’re very excited to meet me. Old guy. Says dumb shit. Gen Xer. Philly sports, Chelsea FC, & floral delivery are my life.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

After saying to my wife “check out her cannons” tonight to every woman that walked by, she said that she can’t wait for me to forget about the JP Morgan story & then I’ll stop saying it.

I mean game on not only am I gonna say it, I’m gonna say it a lot.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

Normally, I’d love a double OT in the Stanley Cup Finals, but it does mean another intermission when I have to hear PK Subban so that’s not ideal.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

Carter Hart’s current heart rate could win the pole at Indy.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

Andrew Painter ain't it.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

I’m out here car shopping while Germany is gonna curb stomp my fellow countrymen. I’m a terrible American other than the fact that we may buy a Mustang.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@nypost There’s the Q&A section, talent competition, health & fitness, but the finale is based on how well you can avoid being shoved in front of an oncoming train.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

There’s the Q&A section, talent competition, health & fitness, but the finale is based on how well you can avoid being shoved in front of an oncoming train.

[New York Post @nypost]

Miss Subways 2026 crowns its new queen - inside the quirky New York pageant's history and its big resurgence https://t.co/z4XUJd2Yod

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@magills_ He’s low key calling blue collar guys a bunch of wife beating Nazis. Interesting choice. Let’s see how it works out for him.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@musepwt Low key calling a portion of blue collar guys women beaters with Nazi tattoos is certainly a thing to post.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@Savethedmagic Don’t tell anyone that we do this because it’s shameful…but we’re DVC & they let us park at the Contemporary then we walk over. I’m not proud of this fact.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@BasedMikeLee Me = here for the ratio, homie.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

These guys would spontaneously combust if they visited Florida in August.

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘���: England are reportedly having a hard time trying to adapt to the temperature in the USA.

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

Nick Woltemade. To this day this is the best penalty I have ever seen.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

Wemby’s neck is taller than Tom Cruise.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

AND THAT IS WHY BRANDON MARSH MUST PLAY EVERY GODDAMN DAY

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@ChicagoBears This will be the third worst thing to happen to Chicago after the fire and wrongfully convicting Dr. Richard Kimble.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

This will be the third worst thing to happen to Chicago after the fire and wrongfully convicting Dr. Richard Kimble.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Statement from Chairman George H. McCaskey and President & CEO Kevin Warren:

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

The Trea Turner hatred has permeated into the texts with my sister.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@CamCan72 Next thing you’re gonna tell us is that they don’t know who Terry is and why he needed to back up.

[OldFUTGuy @oldFUTguy]

@evanwch Yeah, but I’m not delusional enough about it to then run for the US fucking Senate.

[Lyss @lyssssnicole]

Not now sweetie Hunter Biden is shitposting