Granny-G

Why would i need a car and a job when i've got a wheelchair and a retirement pension.

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Being badass, not wearing a diaper tonight!
Like i use to say; "Living my life on the wild side!"

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

I don't need any mother's day gift. Just write me a card.
Of course i'm kidding. Buy me shit, I created you!

[I Keep It Real @lKeepItReaI]

"YO I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!" "Grandma please, just order already.

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

I told'em NOT to change my water pipe. They changed it, so i made those bitche's lives damn hard!

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

LOL! Isn't that what the #CoolKids say?

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Oh my! That reminded me of that i've got just as many followers as i've got teeth in my mouth!

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Sometimes i throw my dentures over in the Naighbour's yard. Then i shout for him to hand them back.

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

If i was ever to marry a man, it would be @Evil_Dumbledore because he has got an elders wand

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Cops pulling me over for riding my wheelchair on the highway. I show'em this

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Oh look at this, #ReasonsYouCantFindAMan Your tits ain't long enough. Obviously.

[Granny-G @OldGrannyG]

Look out! GrannyG is in the building and ready to feed y'all some real shit!