Oldham-Made

Delivery-focused Elixir/Erlang, Nim, Crystal, XSL/XQuery, & (No)SQL dev. Qualified Scrum Master. "Agile" evangelist. I change my views often, based on data.

[Daniel Moser / profile inactive @_dmoser]

I am sure one more lane will fix it👇👇

[Daniel Moser / profile inactive @_dmoser]

Goal is getting rid of the red bars as fast as possible👇👇

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

The Long History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

🧵

[The Bee Guy @the_beeguy]

Spend a minute or so watching the pureness of a young robin splashing in a bee watering station - repurposed!
Slo-mo.

It’ll make you smile.
Nature tends to do that.
Make you smile.

This is what’s important.

What we’re losing.

How very sad.
#nature #birds
#pure #naturecrisis

[Kim Goodwin @kimgoodwin]

It always amazes me how much design & usability advice can be boiled down to:

- Use fewer (and simpler) words.
- Make them bigger.
- Give them white space.

Oh, and stop giving things “clever” names that obscure their purpose.

[Oldham-Made @OldhamMade]

@Enezator @reachfh It’s all fine while there’s no resistance.

[Micro Flash Fiction📖 @MicroFlashFic]

A portal opens and an army marches through. We panic.
Then a huge armored figure calls the troops to a halt and summons a subordinate. They converse, the large figure slaps the little one, the troops go back through the portal, and the portal shuts.
We never get an explanation.

[Oldham-Made @OldhamMade]

I started a new job recently. They have an internal Confluence/wiki, so to help my new colleagues understand me better I created my own Space and added a “Personal User Manual”. I’ve had great responses from it and it has started a bit of a trend! Can recommend.

[Brent Toderian @BrentToderian]

See the spin? The truth is it’s the BIG vehicles that are deadly, to everyone around them, in vehicles and outside vehicles, but they claim it’s the SMALL cars that are “deadly” because they don’t provide enough armor against the BIG, DEADLY VEHICLES.

[Stein van Oosteren @LCyclable]

Le tourisme du futur…

est déjà là.

Je pense aux rues devant les écoles où les parents attendent leurs enfants, enfermés dans leur voitures avec le moteur qui tourne pour refroidir leur bulle climatisée.

#climatisation

[Jim @yangyubin1998]

The heavy rain just covered the center of Nanjing, with 108.3mm of rain in one hour

[Daniel Moser / profile inactive @_dmoser]

We are now at at 16 days in a row where global temperatures are hotter (in absolute terms) than any prior days on record.

[Rua M. Williams @FractalEcho]

This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.

[Oldham-Made @OldhamMade]

@louispilfold Gold.

[Rona Wang @ronawang]

was trying to get a linkedin profile photo with AI editing & this is what it gave me 🤨