Ol' Dirty Diaper

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[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

@rachsyme Raw shredded Brussels sprouts

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

Me on social media: “Wow I love my friends you are all awesome!”
*4 likes*

Also me on social media: “I can fart louder than an army of lawnmowers”
*49 likes*
*27 comments*
*5 shares*

[LOUDSOUNDS @loudsoundsband]

It it is Friday. Time to finally let my farts out

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

No, it is not “nice to see people’s faces.” It isn’t.

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Lotta jump scares now that the mask mandate has been lifted. Woof.

[Buckaroo @BeefcakeDillon]

Damn girl that ass is haunted

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@johnpavlovitz Bob’s Burgers!

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@Jake_Vig WHY WOULDNT I HAVE TWEETED THIS it had to have been a mistake but I’m glad to have found it now 😂

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

@Jake_Vig Yeah sex is amazing but have you ever farted and it was actually a shit

[matthew marks @zlrth]

i fart and i forget
i pee and and i remember
i poop and i understand

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

Things I am no longer apologizing for:
Setting boundaries
Having feelings
Having thoughts
Thinking about butts
Having a butt
My butt taking up space
My butt eating this thong
Picking my wedgie in public
What I’ll wash my hands bro relax

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

The CDC recommends Taco Bell wings

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If you’re interested in buying my farts hmu

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I’ve already farted SO MUCH in 2022

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

How long do I leave this rapid COVID test in my rectum?

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

A blizzard during a covid spike sounds kind of Sharknado-esque to me.

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The CDC says if you play the Song of Time on your Ocarina you can go back to 2019 and stop all of this shit from happening.

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The CDC has just released this urgent update:
“Milk, milk, lemonade
Around the corner,
Fudge is made.”

[Ol' Dirty Diaper @OLDIRTYDIAPER]

The CDC says non-black people can say the n-word as long as it’s a lyric in the song you’re singing.

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The CDC recommends that you condescendingly tell a woman to “calm down”