Chuck Thorndyke

Just your average, everyday mad scientist. Currently testing the effects of Twitter on small bipedal animals.

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@jongraywb Tell me about it

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Currently working on a scientific formula to determine why food tastes exponentially better when it's free.

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Oh yeah, I totally love baseball. One of my first experiments was transmuting an actual bat into a baseball bat. It…didn't work out.

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@JKCompletesIt You're welcome, Jirard.

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@morglea Actually, I'm currently undertaking several experiments to determine how to gain full control of Twitter's creepiness. For science.

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@serenamidori NOPE

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@serenamidori @rainbowdorsh @knuxhappening @snorkeldolphin ...is this a bad time?

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@cyberlink420 @yugiohtas You know, this conversation gives me a great idea for a new experiment...

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@SonicMega @GameBuddy In my defense, it was 8:17, thank you very much. You have to be very precise when dealing with science.

[Sonic F @SonicFSeries]

AT LONG LAST, SONIC F IS BACK! SPREAD THE WORD!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-zDbV4FBc

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My son and his wife will be coming home for a visit soon. Thankfully, I'm sure it's really them this time, and NOT one of my escaped clones.

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No respect...all my years of experience, and I still get overshadowed by some fox...I should really finish that hunter robot I started...

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Who's this @cyberlink420 guy and why is he dressing as me? Is this some kind of identity theft?

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If I'm lucky, I'll be finished working out the kinks by the time @redshirtedboy has grandkids of his own!

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Currently trying to create a machine that makes tolerable reality TV shows; so far, all it produces are subpar mockumentaries.

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@RedShirtedBoy Actually, I think I got your tag banned when I tried to turn your Xbox into a robot. Something about unauthorized modding...

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@RedShirtedBoy Some day, I'll invent you a new shift button...but controlled WITH YOUR MIND.

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#mynameis Chuck Thorndyke, and I'm about to ground @RedShirtedBoy for jumping into the pool at midnight again. SOME OF US LIKE SLEEPING, THX

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@RadRedKnux You have a dark alley with a trash can; that's plenty! It's places like those that I get all my best specimens from!