marge

i’m just a tired little old man

[marge @OldManMarge]

I remember I was hot shit in middle school choir cause I learned how to play love song and rolling in the deep on piano & could harmonize & girls ate it up. I'd start playing and like 12 of them would stand around me in a circle and sing. Anyway, that's how I found out I was gay.

[marge @OldManMarge]

@MarshallZiegler @AnoneySFWtan @Earldormancy Are you referring to Trinity “The Tuck” Taylor?

[marge @OldManMarge]

@MarshallZiegler I logged back in to twitter for the first time in almost a year just for this fucking tweet

[ridley ⚧︎ 🐍🌵 @gutterpunks]

mother butch nursing her butchlings

[marge @OldManMarge]

@MarshallZiegler Is the reasonable in the room with us?

[💯 @1998hondacoupe]

Who else is watching the fight rn??

[marge @OldManMarge]

DID Y’ALL JUST SEE MIKE TYSON’S BOOTY CHEEKS?!

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

wow. we are all shocked and surprised

[marge @OldManMarge]

I've been applying for jobs for almost a year now and I'm ✨over it✨

[jordyn youngblood 🧸 @whyjordie]

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

[stevie @adultmomband]

people being like “queer people survived Reagan” like no actually they did not? famously?

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

[Kevin McHale @druidDUDE]

Me starting at noon tomorrow

[marge @OldManMarge]

I made cookies and brownies for tonight cause I figured we'll either have treats to celebrate or deserts for the funeral of democracy

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Um. We’re actually just “ILFS” - so.
🏆 @TheAcademy @MaisonValentino ♥️

[marge @OldManMarge]

@sluttycemetery naurrrrrrrrrrr

[m @msnetik]

Oouuuutt tonight

[rosie @crookedcourses]

this photograph

[marge @OldManMarge]

I was born to be a medieval court jester, but I am cursed to be funny in an office job instead