''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY)

The Blueblood, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

``I'm here to restore class to EVW.``

Not real.

Real Triple H: @/TripleH

Based on Triple H's blueblood era.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝, 𝐇𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐲.
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Here to bring class to @EVW_Company.
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Heel portrayal.
Okay with RP. (Prefer to RP in group chats.)
Open to E-Feds.
Descriptive.
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Based on 1996 Triple H.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐳. (☆) —『NOT @mikethemiz.』 @MustSeeReality]

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Oh, how classless of you!

If you believe you're really as talented as Hunter Hearst Helmsley, then why don't you face me in @EVW_Company?

Or do you not have the guts to face off with a gentleman and blueblood like me?

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Thank you for asking, kind gentleman.

My name is Hunter Hearst Helms-

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Listen here, you Buffoon. That isn't my name.

Get my last name right, it's not Helmslin! But of course, you wouldn't understand that. You're too ignorant and foolish to remember simple things.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

I don't need any of you disgusting obtuse morons.

I'm wealthy, and I'm set for life. I don't need to wrestle. I'm only here to bring class to an otherwise disgusting place with morons, and peasants.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

@TheStarOfThe90s

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

What doesn't make sense to you is what I'm asking.

Of course, you couldn't understand that. Nobody from Massachusetts understands simple sentences.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

Everything you just said a while ago.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

How so? What can you not fathom.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

That doesn't make any sense.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

You're lucky I'm in a good mood tonight.

A blue blood bloodline is a bloodline of very wealthy people. I come from a bloodline with more worth than your bloodline.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠ Who give a dann about the Blueblood Bloodline! I'd kick--

Wait, what's a Blueblood Bloodline?

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Or what? What could you possibly do to me, John?

Can you even fathom who you're talking to right now? I'm a descendant of the blueblood bloodline. I am an aristocrat, and you're from a state filled with unintelligent idiots like you.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠSay one more bad thing about Mass again and we having problems.ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Connecticut is the richest state in the United States of America for a reason.

It's the home of well-educated gentlemen like me.

Massachusetts is filled with ignorant halfwits like you.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠProud to be from Massachusetts, West Newbury to be exact too, so of course I'm telling my set on my sleeve. But even so who knew that a man from Connecticut would be so selfish and self-centered about himself.

Cockiness isn't your forté Hunter. Leave it to the pros.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

You really have depreciated in value over the years, John.

All those years of being around these class-less idiots has really changed you.

Then again, you're from Massachusetts. Nobody there has any respect for anybody but themselves.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

Coming from a man who wears black Prada and Gucci like he's "Mr WrestleMania" himself isn't something that ponders me.

If we do step in the ring Hunter, you better be ready to square up, because I'm not backing down from you.

And HBK, he's a talent of his own.ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

At this point in time, Hunter Hearst Helmsley could eliminate both you and Mr Michaels at the same time in the ring.

The final outcome would be a Pedigree, and then One, Two, and then Three.

And of course you'd rather face him. You both have no technique or talent.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠI have what it takes to compete in the @EVW_Company ring with you, Hunter. But even just like that, at the snap of my finger, I'd put you down and win 1, 2, 3.ᅠ

ᅠBut even so, stepping in the ring with @TheStarOfThe90s would be a greater match on my part. ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

I have more talent than everybody in evw.

Not you, nor Shawn Michaels could even go one on one with The Blueblood and win.

You couldn't beat me even if you tried. Do you even have what it takes to get in the ring with me?

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠFrance? No wonder it seemed so tacky. I'm sure the fans of @EVW_Company will be thrilled to see you in uniform.

Though in the bitter end, it still won't improve your lack of talent. And also, @TheStarOfThe90s isn't a cheerleader, he's the Showstopper. ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Tacky? My uniform was designed by the richest designers in all of France.

And don't compare me to that exuberant cheerleader ever again.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠ Well, you do seem to dress like one of those so called /idiots/ you mentioned before.

Even @TheStarOfThe90s dresser better than you, your current attire seems tacky.ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Anything is an easy walk in the park for bluebloods like me.

Talent flows through my bloodline, and I have the talent required to make it to the top.

You see, I'm not like those poor class-less idiots roaming around in evw.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

Doesn't seem like much to take notice of. You said you want to be the top man in @EVW_Company?

Well you got a lot of work to do, And trust me, it won't be an easy ' Walk in The Park ' for you, Hunter.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

How typical, spoken like a true idiot with no civility or respect.

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

No, I'm just hearing a lot of cheap coming out of your mouth.

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

Yes! Somebody with class!

What is your name, young aristocrat in the making?

[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

You have no civility or class, and neither does anybody else in @EVW_Company, and I'm here to fix that.

Are you even listening? Of course, you aren't. You don't even understand the words coming out of my mouth, do you?

[G.O.A.T ! 🐐 —— (NOT @JOHNCENA) @RespectHustle_]

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ᅠYawns. ᅠ

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[''The Blueblood'' Hunter Hearst Helmsley (PARODY) @OldSchoolTrips]

You have no class compared to the likes of The Blueblood, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.