Jake

Cofounder of @PaletteSwapMag | Filmmaker | I talk about Monk and Owen Wilson too much

[Jake @OldTVReference]

If your profession wouldn’t make sense in the Gilligan’s Island theme song—professor, movie star, Mary Ann—then it’s not a real job.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Looksmaxxer Clavicular streamed his nose job surgery on Kick

The two-hour operation was performed by celebrity surgeon Dr. Miami

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“we will not be bought” after taking millions in donations from chevron meta kalshi uber mcdonalds and big oil. Ok

[JayNicomachean Ethics @JackdawJackal]

COMPLETE THE TRILOGY

[Nancy Comics by Ernie Bushmiller @JohnnyCallicutt]

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
June 3,1958

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

(Austin Powers game tutorial level)

Austin: Wait a tick. When’s the last time I opened my shag bag?

Basil: Good thinking, Austin! Why not press ⭕️ and check your inventory?

Austin: I do pride myself in pressing the right buttons, don’t I? YEAH, BABY.

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Hard to get close enough for a good pic but saw this mama skunk surrounded by her babies

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Instead of a Wolverine game they should do a Beast game where Kelsey Grammer reprises the role. Also he’s not blue and he has a brother named Niles and he has to host the perfect dinner party for Seattle’s finest

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

They sound like a bunch of Marge Simpsons

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@soonrightaway Why does it look like that

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Starting my summer reading. I’ve got like another half dozen books on order from the library

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@lisa_dreher97 I signed up for MasterClass years ago to go through the David Lynch one and his storyboards were incredibly crude drawings but they worked to illustrate the point. It doesn’t have to look like Pixar or whatever if it gets the job done

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@Picklemaddierix Had those first two as a kid and never really beat em but I remember liking em a lot

[onion person @CantEverDie]

i really didn’t even consider the possibility that the next california could be far worse than gavin newsom

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@basedgizmo They’ll remaster anything

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

"Niles, we're lost. That's the fourth time we've passed by the pile of frankly rather tasteless sheraton armchairs."

"Yes, the style clashes with the yellow wallpaper and endless billowing void. Then again, feng shui might fail to accommodate an open floor plan this... er, OPEN"

[Ghost Maggie Serota @maggieserota]

My sick action hero line before I kill a bad guy:

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@TwoSk8boards Sick poster. Sick movie.