Jake

Cofounder of @PaletteSwapMag | Filmmaker | I talk about Monk and Owen Wilson too much

[Jake @OldTVReference]

If your profession wouldn’t make sense in the Gilligan’s Island theme song—professor, movie star, Mary Ann—then it’s not a real job.

[CLASSIC COMIC STRIPS @ClassicStrips]

Garfield
Jim Davis 03.28.79

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@hamstorm69 Are your cats actually litter mates or just both tuxedo cats?

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

Thinking about when my mom said she loved modern family but “didn’t love the narrator” and we were like ???? there isn’t 1? And she was like “um there’s a guy who’s always like: ‘Cam walks to the fridge and opens it.’” And we realized she had the audio description on 😭

[The Book Land @the_book_land]

Each stanza of 'Abandoned Love' could be a self-contained poem.

And people wonder that Dylan won the Nobel in Literature. One could question the Academy regarding their reasons, but Dylan has, in recent years, been one of the only people to have actually deserved the prize - in my humble opinion, anyway. Which tells you a lot about the current state of literature.

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@dannarebb What is that on the cat’s collar? There’s one in my neighborhood with the same getup lol

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@wallsallaround

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Some huge Dylan lore here.

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

It's now been a couple weeks since starting the outline for my next movie after @remainmovie and I am 50% done with the first draft of the outline.

[Far Side Fix @farsidefix]

#TheFarSide

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@BrndnStrssng I believe in Focker in Law. It’s been too long since we’ve seen Ben on the silver screen

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@hamstorm69 Pretty funny that even if it were true the new dude would have been Paul like three times as long as the original one. Whole thing becomes kind of a moot point

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

in a decent society we'd have a MAD Magazine cover of Alfred E. Neuman shoving a wand halfway up his nose

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@sweetpianofairy 🫡

[Weird-O 🔞 @Wierd_o78033920]

Probably one of the best “Oh yeah, he can’t actually talk” bits they’ve done in a minute.

[SFGATE @SFGate]

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is opening its first new exhibit since 2022 on Nov. 7, featuring African penguins, seahorses, garden eels and an assortment of colorful fish.

Kids can grab onto giant seagrass replicas, just like the seahorses in the nearby habitat. It’s one of several interactive activities designed to help young visitors engage with marine life.

“Our whole exhibit is really geared towards early learners and our youngest visitors,” Emily Saich, the aquarium’s vice president of exhibitions, told SFGATE. “We know they love to move. That’s just an intuitive thing for them to do.”

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@mary_meltdown I don’t remember the context of this well enough to play along lol. But I’m job hunting and maybe making a lasagna later

[Jake @OldTVReference]

Day off today

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@TheDougFiles It’s kind of amazing how much people care about “lore” that very clearly takes a backseat internally to just making a fun game

[Jake @OldTVReference]

@mary_meltdown Very exciting stuff!

[Lego Kingo @LegoKingo]

Sequel to Godzilla minus zero called Godzilla plus one and it’s a rom com where he and Mothra tie the knot