Clark Clark-Clark

3% caveman, 97% alcoholic luchador

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

Hey @DanSoder, this you?/
https://t.co/cUraNZAuOI

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@TonyKhan Tony, you need to stop tweeting for a little while. This doesn't make you or the company look good.

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

I asked the Dall-E image AI to make a portrait of Guy Fieri in the style of Johannes Vermeer. Not disappointed at all
#flavortown #guyfieri #dalle2art

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@TonyKhan Hey Tony, any chance of an AEW show coming to Colorado? You guys keep traveling passed my state without stopping and I have all these poster board signs going to waste.

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@cjandersonb22 I still get chills watching this.

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@DanRather @DanRather is a beautiful savage

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

How many times can one man be declared the loser of an election? Asking for a guy in Florida.

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@LovelandPulse Is the network down or is it just me? I can't find any info online and your automated help line just hangs up when you request assistance.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

I have all the questions

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

Does @AndrewWK ever need a weekend off from partying just to clean his house or just generally get things in order?

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@SteveScalise Oh noes! More people will be able to vote! How will our democracy survive!?

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

@JoseCanseco You quit after 10 seconds, you don't get to talk shit.

[LivePlayEnt @LivePlayEnt1]

Full Length
#insurrection #NoFlyList #parlershutdown #ProudBoys #CapitolRiot #Capitol #CapitolRiots #ImpeachandRemove #ArrestDonaldTrump #ArrestTrumpNow #BussItChallenge #BlackTwitter #blmriots #AntifaTerrorist

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

When I see video of the “Proud Boys” and others of their ilk, I think these ain’t the kind of folks who put a person on the moon. But maybe they think that’s a hoax too.

[Clark Clark-Clark @OldUncleClark]

Toilet paper is getting low at the stores again.

Coincidentally, I have a suggestion for what some of you can do with your old maga flags.

#toiletpaper #maga #dumptrump #Biden2020

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Dude. You lost.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is horrifying.

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

Since the President has purged most of the adults, the US gov’t is now being run by an armada of “acting” officials & an army of MAGA-brainwashed child soldiers. Trust me: you don’t want to see what a second term would look like.

[Alex Vindman 🇺🇸 @AVindman]

On Monday I will break my silence in an interview with NBC’s Lester Holt. I hope you are able to tune in. @LesterHoltNBC @NBCNightlyNews @NBCNews