Ben the Swiper

Grief, I give myself grief.

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 Meanwhile, I’m here listening to text to speech at 3x speed. #ADHDHacks

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 God damn Christian mingle at it again!

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 That’s cute

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@errongordon @susannareid100 “And she caught me on the counter!”

“The guidance was…”

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@MrBeast Didn’t Elon Musk also call the British diver in Thai cave rescue a ‘pedo’. After sayer he would help. And then not. Don’t worry about the beastie. They don’t know how to be rich and a good person. Your video was amazing btw. Keep it up

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 Poppycock. You’re great. Don’t let the negative thoughts get you down

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 Yeah most likely. It’s good you finally noticed

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@emiliejasmine96 Be you! Scream into a megaphone and let the old gods feel your wrath!

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@itsginnydi 4 words. “Dream sequence battle royale”

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@taterlong I’m not sure about that. But they did kill his vision

[Joe Gatto @Joe_Gatto]

Finally. My collab with @billieeilish is released. Hope you all like it.

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

Why isn't first aid taught in schools...surely that sound alike a sensible idea. #FridayThoughts

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

This is literally me after half a beer https://t.co/Z9LtcmUVcx

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

I think my issues with the #SJW movement is I don't trust people who want to change change the world by changing other people. Put your own house in order before you think about criticising others

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

Never have I ever had to hold back from headbutting someone in a pub, until I heard the words "wish they would ban dogs from pubs" while staring at my dog who is sitting still like the angel she is #Raging

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

@DBoyes94 @fivetenuk Totally read that as new clubbing shoes...

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

Yes boy, or come up to London and have a party with ya boy? #WhyDoItTodayWhenYouCanTomorrow https://t.co/piJ46i9Y8R

[Ben the Swiper @OlearyBen]

So proud of m'boy #ProudPapi https://t.co/L8DlHIJ1IT