Olenna Tyrell

The Queen of Thorns, dear. Not Affiliated with HBO or GRRM. Will someday control all of #FakeWesteros.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@PrinceTommen It's lovely, little one. I'll hang it on my... erm... what did they hang children's pictures on before refrigerators?

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

Because I'm an old lady, if I tell you all that I just keep forgetting to entertain you, you'll believe it! #iloveagoodcoverstory

[Catelyn Rinkledink @momreadsasoiaf]

More on @Olenna_Tyrell - "I like her and I could see Maggie Smith playing her with great style." #MaggieSmithAsOlennaTyrellClub

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@RamsayBolton Clever boy. #headpat

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@DaenerysCN Strong women should always respect and appreciate each other, Mother of Dragons.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@Eafiu What a dear girl. With courtesy like that, I believe we could make a Tyrell of you.

[Eafiu @Eafiudeactive]

@Olenna_Tyrell #om7g #triestodrownoutthefangirlsquees I fell in love with your ways the moment you were in the book, my lady.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@RamsayBolton With age comes wisdom... I expect that you're not likely to ever have either.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

Butterbumps, sing louder. Louder! I don't want anyone to hear my writer talking OOC.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@PrinceTommen Oh dear, what are you getting me into, little Tommen?

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

#ooc Wave of inspiration as I now own an HBO Tyrell t-shirt. Oh yes. That much closer. Tattoo next?

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@samthesleeper It's true, who else could be as perfect as I am?

[Sam Rinkledink @Rinkledink]

@joaniemaloney I am defs part of the Commission for Dame Maggie Smith HBIC as @Olenna_Tyrell. Look! Even #FakeWesteros supports it!

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

Ahh, my pretty little Westerosi, you must forgive an old lady her absence. Sometimes there are other things to be taken care of.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

Somehow, my stomach can't handle hearing the word "pray" while I'm eating a peach.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@Ser_Loras Also, I do believe that you, your sister and I should just get a book to ourselves... all Tyrell POVs, all the time.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@Ser_Loras You can to some people, my dear. Your old fool of a granny included. #likeididntnotice

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@Ser_Loras All in all, pitifully low Tyrell content. Who would buy that?

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

@JeyneWesterling Honestly, girl, if you've slept with one you've slept with the other.

[Olenna Tyrell @Olenna_Tyrell]

Why @Lord_Bolton, I hadn't realized you were so... handsome! It's like I'm seeing you in a whole new light. #itsasexylight