Skippy

The first Christo-Judean Muslim.

[Albert “30 rack” Cockard the 2nd @albertcockard2]

These foids are so stupid

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

They removed 2 letters from illinois. It really is a terrible map bc its not even accurate to its own rules

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

U.S. states with their first letter removed

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

God forbid a motherfucker uses some goddamn context clues

[Boomer’s Ghost @BoomersGhost]

@RobertSecundus @CptAncapistan Just because the original post was about Gilligan doesn’t mean you were inherently referring to Gilligan based on your wording.

The proper sentence would have read, “people like Gilligan, who ___”

By just saying people, that was a general statement not directed at one person.

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

Havent seen a single comment about the length of those grippers tho

[Chris “iAmLykesDat” Lykes @Ehallbandit]

No one is taking your girl bro I promise you #SHRINK

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

Man if i showed yall how my ex girlfriend looked. Why i let that woman act the way she did for as long as i did. WOO never again

[cherry 🇹🇹 @moidk1ller]

lord

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

I think she kinda cute

[Godzilla Ganker @2Josher]

duhhhh uhh thanks for taking me to the big game boss!

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

This dude claims he is 47 LOL

[VxDAMAGExV @VxDAMAGExVrb23]

@GnySgtKabar @SmashJT Your acting like you didn’t die lol

[Wopavelli @TheWopObama]

In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@SolenoidYY @OhyoPancake Real

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@SolenoidYY @OhyoPancake Master chief

[alek @trailtexxt]

Remedy level designers smoking blue meth

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@SolenoidYY The storeowner towards the end of the movie

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

They all made fun of me at school and called me “Boyfriend Dick” and “Mr. Make Her Cum First”

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@backspaceduke That is truly tragic im so sorry

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@Freezorg Go outside, dude.

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

This song sucks but ur literally just a racist wannabe child fucker.

[Freezorg教授 @Freezorg]

Just out here listening to absolute dogshit

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@h1ghfieri I totally get it. We're in the same boat. Dated a terrible person once and have been insanely picky since. Good on you for that tbh

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@Freezorg Bro if you cant see the joke in my bio you are all of the things I called you, and retarded. I dont follow any religion. Its a joke about being a christian muslim jew, dumbass

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@imahyperlover When in reality, I go to concerts like every weekend and have a pretty high sex success rate. Also a lot of men and women simply dont know how to be amicable to the opposite gender AT ALL.

[Skippy @OleSkippy]

@imahyperlover I think the disparity comes from how much someone is online and/or willing to go to actual social events. Ppl who dont go outside will be given the advice of "go outside" and think that being outside instantly means they're going to meet someone in a movie like way