Matt Olson

Boodles Gin - Official Gin of all Storm Troopers since The Battle of Hoth.

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

Jeff Dunham performed for 4,000 Muslims in Abu Dhabi. Two nights later, he performed for 4,000 Jewish people in Tel Aviv without changing a word of the show.

After hearing what happened, Bill Maher was so astonished he told him he should do a documentary on it.

DUNHAM: “Doing a show there for 4,000 Muslims, and all in the front rows were the guys in the white dishdashas and the women in the black… And I did the same show with Achmed, the dead terrorist, and that was their favorite character.”

MAHER: “It’s my favorite, too.”

DUNHAM: “Thanks! Well, two nights later, I’m in the middle of Tel Aviv, Israel, doing the exact same show for 4,000 Jewish people. Didn’t change a word of the show. And they all loved it equally the same. So my big thing is I truly feel this world is filled with good people that all want the same things… And it takes a handful of idiots to f*ck it up for everybody else.”

MAHER: “You know what you should do? … You should do that as a documentary special.”

DUNHAM: “Oh…”

MAHER: “The same show in both those cities. Put stuff in the middle. Little interviews here and there… But show the same material, from that character working in both those cities. I think that would be very powerful. A lot of people would watch that. I would definitely watch that.”

[Jonathan Turley @JonathanTurley]

...The irony is that the man who would fight for the right of these protesters to engage in such speech, including the "obnoxious" speech called for by one speaker, was Charlie Kirk. https://t.co/QNpgRxipCw

[SKOR North - Minnesota Sports @SKORNorth]

The #MNTwins have a new plan and path for Royce Lewis. @DexsTweets has the latest from St. Paul

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Now available in red and gray also! 🇺🇸

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

Can we just stop with all of this nonsense?

Unless we're going to give a month of celebration to the gingers, this is stupid.

No more months for anyone or any cause. No more days, no more weeks, none of it.

Everyone gets a birthday, and that's it.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

2024. During the VP debate Tim Walz brags about making it easier for people in Minnesota to get into the childcare business.

"We have to make it easier for folks to be able to get into that business...We were able to do it in Minnesota."

Yes Tim, you sure did make it easy for people to get into the childcare business. They didn't even have to do childcare to get paid.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

One shining moment …

👉 https://t.co/Ma1iy2s386

[Redhead Ranting™ @redheadranting]

If I'm understanding this there are two competing celebrations for the Semiquincentennial.

There's America 250, and Freedom 250. America 250 is the 'non partisan' commission, and Freedom 250 is apparently put on by the current administration.

This is just like when Peter and Bobby painted the line through their bedroom because they weren't getting along.

[Angel of Depth @AngelxDepth]

This is brilliant

[DocumentingLibs @HistorianUSA1]

This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂

“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.

He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.

One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.

I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.

[OutKick @Outkick]

Caitlin Clark just beat Sue Bird’s record by TWENTY-THREE GAMES 🔥

[John Stossel @JohnStossel]

It's the 20th Anniversary of Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

NONE of his scary predictions have come true.

Mt. Kilimanjaro still has snow and Glacier National Park still has glaciers.

Here's why we are not doomed:

[Sage Steele @sagesteele]

The hypocrisy is never ending. @1NCRDB1 .. you keep doing you, wearing what you want, representing & worshipping who you want, and be cool with @JaxsonDart doing the same. Diversity of thought, right?! Or is that not a thing in your culture?!?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Throw Pillows' Narrowly Edges Out 'Food' In Local Couple's Monthly Budget https://t.co/PWS2a91MGB

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 NOW: LA mayoral candidate Spencer Pratt just dropped an absolute BANGER, drawn from the theme of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Pratt's ads are SO GOOD 🔥🔥

No wonder Karen Bass is terrified.

He's surging.

KEEP PUSHING, @spencerpratt 👏🏻

[Matt Olson @Olewon178]

Go to the King Arthur Baking Co website. Great recipes, techniques...

Make sure to save your discard for the sourdough soft pretzles, they're fantastic.

[Redhead Ranting��� @redheadranting]

Remember during lockdown when everyone was cleaning out their closets and making sourdough bread?

Well, I never go to. I had to work 12 hours a day putting everything online so everyone could zoom and act productive.

I'm finally trying sourdough thanks to a fellow X follower who sent me some of her sourdough starter. I've been intimidated for months, but it's finally warm enough to try.

Hopefully I can do this.

[Alpha News @AlphaNews]

JUST IN: Republican Rep. Elliott Engen says multiple Democrat legislators told him to "go f--ing shoot himself" as they hold a sit-in on the Minnesota House floor pushing for a vote on a gun control bill

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Never forget that the TMZ crew cheered when the death of Charlie Kirk was announced and to make matters worse was Harvey Levin lying about it, instead of firing the demonic staff members who did it!

TMZ is pure trash!