If one of my party's recent prime ministers had redecorated the No 10 flat in a way that ended up involving TWO separate inquiries and a Wikipedia page, I would simply not have put out a press release confirming that the current PM had spent less than the allowance he was given.
Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.
Not so happy, is it
Very funny graphic here that implies Tulip’s vote held the weight of about 200 votes.
No wonder she’s being accused of corruption if she’s voting 200 times simultaneously and no one has caught on
I’m on a ferry, half way between Phi Phi and Phuket, and have perfect 5G?
Yet in Manchester city centre my only option is to send an emergency SOS via satellite?