Oli P

''burly man'', ''ruggedly handsome'', ''professional music stand'', ''kind of entertaining''

[James Heale @JAHeale]

Keir Mather showing why he’s the youngest minister since Gladstone

[Jake @jakonian]

Ed Miliband's response to all the emails from Mandelson

[Alix D 🌹🇬🇧 @GBrownTruther]

I think I’ve seen this film before…

[Oli P @OliApollo]

@surnamerob @PolitlcsUK @thetimes

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

“All party members whose names are called will stand up, speak the Labour party slogan, and leave the room.”

[Tim 🇬🇧🇦🇺 @Tim_Merrey]

I’m sorry but why does it look like Rachel Reeves is about to join them in holy matrimony.

[Joseph Gellman @joseph_gellman]

We now go live to Richmond upon Thames Borough Council

[𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕚𝕖ℂ𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕊ℤℕ @hundredmillie]

Welcome back Peter O’Hanaraha-hanrahan

[Robert Hutton @RobDotHutton]

If one of my party's recent prime ministers had redecorated the No 10 flat in a way that ended up involving TWO separate inquiries and a Wikipedia page, I would simply not have put out a press release confirming that the current PM had spent less than the allowance he was given.

[joe @spinningjoe]

i want to be seeing the words "ed miliband overrules locals" so often that i get sick of hearing them

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

A great scheme for young British people who want to explore Europe this summer at no cost.

Just kidding, Brexit took that away from you.

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

Please keep saying this weird shit bro

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[taha @KhanStopMe]

real fans have been watching him on the lateral podcast this whole time

[Looking for Growth @lfg_uk]

A person from Leeds going to Baghdad and seeing a functioning tram.

[Jake @jakonian]

Very funny graphic here that implies Tulip’s vote held the weight of about 200 votes.

No wonder she’s being accused of corruption if she’s voting 200 times simultaneously and no one has caught on

[Seb Vidal @SebJVidal]

I’m on a ferry, half way between Phi Phi and Phuket, and have perfect 5G?

Yet in Manchester city centre my only option is to send an emergency SOS via satellite?