oh look at me im ryan gosling im one of hollywood's most famous actors. im ridiculously handsome i have a beautiful gorgeous wife and a happy family i can sing i can act i can dance and im super rich fuck you ryan
okay first I write canon shaped rocky doing an achingly tender and surreally intimate manual postpartum womb sweep on grace to remove any retained placenta after the twins are born and THEN we write 40yo virgin gracerocktiz AU
its like that meme that’s like
gracerocky, furiously making out: ohhhh noo mmmhhphhh the evil taumoeba is forcing us to have hot sex we cant stop it nghhhh
eridian scientists: it cant even control minds what the fuck is wrong with you guys