Ollie Claxton

Graduate, Entrepreneurial Genius, Retail Guru - Uncontroversial however all views are my own - Endeavour to be what you desire to appear (Socrates,400BC)

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@NEDUszn8 Marco

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@Joe__Parr @WorkTheSpace @Passion4FM Completely unplayable on the Nintendo Switch!

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@Joe__Parr @BarnsleyFC Imagine! I’d look forward to welcoming him to a beating at StadiumMK 😉

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@SmilerLUFC Schools are not equipped with funding, equipment or skilled staff to make quality healthy meals. Soon we’ll be outraged with pictures of schools serving up steamed broccoli screaming “this is what our taxes are paying for”

[Saskia @Saskiaaa_____]

£26436.80 is the new min wage annual salary (40 hrs p/wk).

And as the min wage rises, regular salaries don't. So many people will begin to ask themselves 'why am I working this highly stressful job that needed qualifications and a tonne of bullshit paperwork and police checks just to earn 5k more a year than I would stacking shelves at Lidl?'

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@BenGrahamUK Not 100% verified but I’m under the impression they’ve occupied and incorrectly leased land all over the country without paying correct business rates or maintaining proper planning permissions. Is there a chance these have been backdated and fines have caught up with them.. 🧐

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@OfficialFPL let’s not do the dirty. Give Frimpong (and Kerkez) their clean sheets. Cheers.

[Carl Bovis ⚽ @CarlBovis_AFC]

Discovery + and TNT Sports are f*cking useless, well done to BT Sports, making something great into a disaster....I want my money back you frauds! 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@AmazonHelp 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I didn’t say you were helpful yet. We’ll see how hard you make it for me to actually have my money back

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Today I was supposed to receive my new @Apple iPhone 15…

@AmazonUK order turns up. One-time code given to the delivery man. I open my package to only find this…. whoever has stolen / conned / defrauded me here - they’ve struck a nerve because I really HATE sardines 😭

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@AmazonHelp Thanks! It’s been reported and I’ve returned the sardines and phone holder in the post today. Let’s see how challenging it is to just get my money back…
Not sure how this has happened!? I’d like an explanation really… is one of your delivery drivers enjoying a brand new phone?

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

Warning to anyone thinking of buying an @Apple iPhone 15 on @AmazonUK #ScamAlert
@MartinSLewis any advice? 😅

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

Today I was supposed to receive my new @Apple iPhone 15…

@AmazonUK order turns up. One-time code given to the delivery man. I open my package to only find this…. whoever has stolen / conned / defrauded me here - they’ve struck a nerve because I really HATE sardines 😭

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

@the_mediaman1 I did exactly this! Kane and Gakpo in

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@Joey_Wilcox @Loreanzo_ 🤪 love the stuff

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@Loreanzo_ 👀

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Declan Rice: “I see it in training…. There’s goals for fun”

Yeah. Because you’re playing against our defenders 😭😭😭

[Ollie Claxton @OliverClaxton]

Wholeheartedly believe teams should have points deducted for pitch invasions. Ridiculous bunch of plebs just trying to take a selfie on the pitch 🙃

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@TheGillsFC Fleetwood are losing take your chance, don’t get relegated and send @MKDonsFC to the Championship

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@SkySports 🤞🏽

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