Oliver Howley

Owner of a ferocious and bloodthirsty 5kg Jackapoo 🐶 🔴⚪️⚔️

[Oliver Howley @OliverHowley]

What a year ⚽️🔴⚪️⚔️

#sufc #twitterblades

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The highs, the lows, we lived every single moment with them.

2019 - The Year of The Blades ⚔️

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@Champagneblade @BladesBall Or like Cov did for Hamer

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@sidlowe How stupid do you have to be to think this is a volley…. It bounces THREE TIMES ffs

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@Jono85Shaw @andysmanclubuk Should be really visible from the away end as well so visiting supporters might stop and remember it 👍🏼

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@electrical84138 @scottkeira13 @SheffieldUnited Meanwhile you lot are “bringing home” a 36 yr old bald dwarf who can’t run in League One, and he’s still probably your best player 😂😂😂

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@Dem_Blades3 @2022Benjii I said at the end of the season we should flog him to Coventry because they’re the only team that can’t see he’s about to fall off an absolute cliff physically in the next 18 months.

He’s got some huge moments in him but his contract with us sees out his best years

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@onedmc Whether he’s with us or not, in 18 months he will be 31 and unless he shapes up his “less than ideal physique” will see him struggling to get into the team because he can’t play more than 30 mins towing a caravan.

A bit like Dimitri Payet who went from top class to liability

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@Craig_Tough_ Lads, 10 years ago you were booted out your stadium, financially fucked, and were blowing whistles in the stand in desperation.

So sad that you have to create tension with every other team because you have no rival and nobody else gives a shit about you

Bit of perspective 😄😂

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@dannyhall04 No idea. Have you deleted the tweet above because you realise how thin-skinned it appeared?

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@dannyhall04 Oh - you thought he was talking about you, Danny?

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@SufcAlex @Mjd9006Martin “Complaints department” possibly doesn’t exist - the “department” is possibly just AI with one human having some responsibility over it as part of their main job which is actually something else

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@Itmustjustbeme @withnailjones @RobertJenrick Proper little shitweasel he is

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@implausibleblog @MarinaPurkiss Proper little shitweasel this guy

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@KieranMaguire @martynziegler This is worse than Saudi PIF trying to buy Golf

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@campbellclaret Burnham will have the same problem as Starmer: won’t be able to get stuff done as quickly as public expectation demands.

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@DanielHewittITV No he went full-fat Southgate.

1-0 up was primed for our wide threat and midfield ball carriers as the space would open up.

He stripped us of that threat entirely and they took the signal, put 4 more attackers on and we camped in our box.

Utterly horrific

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@Blades_analytic I just can’t get my head round it. Going 1-0 up meant the space for our wide threat and midfield ball carriers would inevitably open up.

Tuchel stripped us off all that threat, and they took the signal, piled on attacking players and bombed our box with crosses.

Horrific

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@Dem_Blades3 Taking all our threat off the pitch so early just invited them to put 4 more attacking players on and pile crosses into the box.

Unbelievable given the attacking threat we have. We could have held a threat and kept them wary. But we gave them nothing to think about

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@DanielHewittITV 1-0 up the game was there for our wide attacking threat especially off the bench. The space was gonna be there.

He stripped all our threat and camped in the box.

He went full Southgate and invited them to bomb our box with crosses.

Embarrassingly cowardly

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@Blades_analytic I’m way more confident in him solving problems as the game goes on - Southgate seemed to be quite passive and let the opposition tweak around his plan A

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@CounterPressers Late bloomer? I’m sure I read somewhere that he’s played more professional minutes than any other player his age since breaking through