Oliver Rivers

I'm a 3 year old philosopher, physicist, and philanthropist

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@maraisip I'm not sure I know what you are talking about. Do you know my mommy?

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@viretailurus, I want you back. This substitute nanny stuff is not cool.

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snail says watch out for my food watch out for my food watch out for my food!snail eats a cat that's dead & a shark.dead things say rararrar

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My nanny told me to be a good boy for my mommy. I told her to be a good girl for her boyfriend.

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How about this, nanny: first I take a nap, then I watch a show and THEN maybe we can go to that restaurant with no people?

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@RealLarryDavid I do.

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someone was helping me with my socks. I told them it felt fuzzy. they said yeah, fuzzy like a tv. I said, yeah, fuzzy like a computer.

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my nanny asked me if I was crazy when I asked for dessert before dinner. I told her, yeah I'm crazy, crazy about fishing.