Oliver Swan

Poetry in motion 🌹

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

If I was the fella eye locking virg I wouldn’t be off to work cause they’d be that much blood in me penis

[Out of Context Football Manager @nocontextfm1]

I was NOT ready for the eyebrow raise. 10/10 tweet... 🤣

[Paddy Pimblett @PaddyTheBaddy]

The only thing you had to do was beat a 38 year old coming off of a 5 round war with me… instead you quit on your stool like the little bitch you are 🤣 I’m a real fighter and went 5 rounds your a little pretender chorizo! Congratulation @Justin_Gaethje rematch for undisputed?👀

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

I couldn't be happier it was that cunt hahahahha

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Shut up dickhead

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[B @utdbrxy]

there’s even a crystal palace variant. i can’t breathe

[LB @LBLFC_]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA FUCKING SMOKE IT YOU HORRIBLE TROPHY DODGING CUNTS. SINCE 1995.

[Will 🌿 @Willlrtz]

Si Senor ringing around Anfield

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

UNDEFEATED.

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

All-time one-liner here

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

Trophies won since 1995 - 0👍

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Premier League points won in 2026:

✅ Manchester United: 14
✅ Chelsea: 13
✅ Arsenal: 11
✅ Everton: 9
✅ Manchester City: 9
❌ Liverpool: 6 😂😂😂

What a time to be alive 🥳🥳🥳

[. @_Riddock_]

“Package for Arne Slot”

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

@Jamie_Cookk Yeah but why couldn't it be 3-1 and have it done with whys the ref arsed

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

Can someone explain that red card in basic English

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

Sound of it hitting the net 😮‍💨

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

When Fabinho scored this thunderbolt against Manchester City! ⚡

[Jordan Patu @Jordan_Patu]

How it feels to watch Alex Volkanovski walk out to Down Under #UFC325

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

What's he thinking there hahahaha proper corrupt the African footie 😆😆😆

[Oliver Swan @OliverSwan96]

Used to search for them videos to settle myself to sleep soft lad

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Frazer, 18, was shown a traumatic, violent video by another pupil at school when he was in Year 8, without his consent. He's since been diagnosed with PTSD and has suffered for years with his mental health.

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