oliver desbruslais

that's desbruslais pronounced desbruslais

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@HSBC_UK Hi, i've reached my device limit for online banking and cant log in to unlink my lost devices, could you please unlink them for me? My username is 'olledes' and is based in the UK. Thank you

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

selling boomtown ticket: https://t.co/MITQF0O1lJ

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mm a covid christmas strepsil

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is being able to smell the inside of your nose a symptom

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@TomAnning @MxttKnight think we both got radiohead one year

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@TomAnning @MxttKnight my friends my friends i'm glad we could meet agains

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@randomhouse @tejucole thank you!

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

my daily mantra

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@TomAnning tweet more; throw shit at the wall

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

you won't see it much in my tweets but i'm secretly addicted to commas

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@TomAnning what i think is comedy gold the world, often, does not think is comedy gold

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

shots are making a terrible return to my life and my headaches love it

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@TomAnning half way through 2

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

still trying to figure out the relationship between an inside-out bag and the word 'cabbage'

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

i fear the weird stuff that happens at 3am so i stay well away from it and sleep BANG ON at ten

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

@TomAnning go lie to someone else

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

thought i was gonna be sick; had a fart

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

you always sit on the beanbag but what if the beanbag sat on you

[oliver desbruslais @OlleDes]

start drinking at half-six and go to bed at ten