Calamity Main

currently hammered on tour in high Wycombe!

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@myracingtips @trundler140793 he'd probably beat all of the horses that I've bet on...

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@trundler140793 I hope there's a big motivational write up under your player profile in this today #Skipper https://t.co/ZKIO1tMpza

[Lyme Regis AFC @LymeRegisFC]

Tomorrow's match programme cover (with thanks to @ADPdorset) @WillandRovers Res @DevonExeterLge @DorsetCFA

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Don't know about you @trundler140793 but I'm still buzzed from yesterday's win #Passion #DixieIsOurLeader

[United Updates @UnitedUpdates]

Manchester United's form when Michael Carrick has played this season:

WWWWWWDW

Goals: 22

#MUFC

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

But is he as hard as @Dansmith898 https://t.co/Qv2hSWFr6C

[Mr. Footy Tips @MrFootyTips]

⚠️ NOT SAFE FOR LIFE ⚠️

Harlequins lock James Horwill is hard as nails asking the Physio to tape this up so that he could play on!

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Adams reaction to that spider jumping just killed me #ImACeleb

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Andy Murray! Wow! What a shot

[Rio Ferdinand @rioferdy5]

That 1 pint of the Black velvet went down like there was a slide in my throat.... While in Belfast!!

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@trundler140793 https://t.co/EBSGIKKTcW

[Rough Runner @RoughRunners]

When else do you get to do stupid stuff? Join us. And 1000s of other Genuine Roughians!

[The Sportzine @TheSportzine]

Sunday League players' punishment after leaving a game to go to a Justin Bieber concert!! 😂

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Matey is still a yard away when Cahill wins that ball! Never a free kick! The sport has become a joke

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Other than joe hart, Townsend has been our best player tonight, and he's only been on the pitch for 5 minutes #SaysItAll

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

This performance is worse than the ones we produced at the euros

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@gazza_2393 heard that gaz! If he gets the job, then I'm not sure if I could bring myself to watch my own country anymore

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Glenn hoddle's commentary 😴😴😴
#Boring

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

Ffs Scotland! Just cost me £50 #Wankers

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@trundler140793 #GameFace #ShitFace #Cumface

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@trundler140793 it's derby day babyyyy! Get that pump up playlist on the go and don't go forgetting your #GameFace

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@JamieCottrell @howeyalex I went for a half hearted punt at the 40th minute

[Calamity Main @OllieMain]

@JamieCottrell @howeyalex the bookies must still be slightly worried! It's half time and they're still only 16/1! Stinking odds