Ollie - “Moist Crabs” Edition

is that you yeah

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

IN 1976 A MAN WAS SHOT DEAD IN BELFAST BY A MINOR REPUBLICAN PARAMILITARY THAT CLAIMED RESPONSIBILITY FOR ONLY ONE OTHER ATTACK ... HIS WOUNDS HAVE NEVER STOPPED BLEEDING ... THE BODY HAS BEEN KEPT BY MI5 AND IF YOU HAVE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION IN THE U.K HE WAS THE DONOR

[Tomii 🕯️ @Tomilafratto]

Me destruye que cuando la nena le saca el almohadón se corra más para el costado, estoy estallado

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Treasury Secretary Bessent says Iran's "corrupt regime" is wasting huge sums abroad while Iranians struggle to afford basic necessities.

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

a sturgeon named crackers. he lives in an aquarium touch tank but he’s allergic to human hands

every time he swims within touching distance the employee overseeing the touch tank says “here comes crackers! we don’t touch crackers!”

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Kind of thing they used to call Tintin for

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: GOOD CHANCE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN

[Edaphosaurus @Edaphosaurus]

The monkeys:

[allison @h_rris]

it's ridiculous how funny this image is

[The REAL Crash Bandicoot @mr_evaporation]

Perfect opportunity to show this again

[kd @kdlovrr]

this video has my crying i’m sorry

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Let’s just say George RR Martin isn’t the only one who’s written 1,200 pages of Winds of Winter. We’ll see who finishes first Georgie boy @GRRMspeaking

[🕷️Smart Alec🕸️ @_TheSmartAlec1]

Crazy fucking headline lmao

[manny @mannyfidel]

the wife of a deceased podcaster was unavailable to attend our event tonight. please join me in welcoming our backup option for this evening: the vice president of the united states of america

[frank zeppo @NoahPasternak]

He's speaking in the Foghorn Leghorn cadence

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

please come on this journey with me

[Sid Prabhu @sidprabhu]

😂 he’s complaining about the low ROI on bribing Kushner

[OSINTtechnical @Osinttechnical]

A Chinese-owned cargo ship attempting to run the Strait of Hormuz made a complete U-turn this morning after the ship in front of it was attacked by an Iranian USV.