Matt Allinson

Menswear thinker. Heavy drinker. Obsessive escapist. All thoughts are my own, surprisingly.

[Matt Allinson @Ollinson]

The ocean boomed its indifference

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Love stays true while the world goes crazy

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@LondonMidland what's the point in having wifi on your trains if I can't watch Netflicks. #pointless

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Capitalism stole my virginity

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Yeah cool shadow boxing bro, but the question is - if you're such hot shit, why aren't you in a boxing gym?

[Kostas Bachas @KostasBachas]

Expert advise on #casualwear and #suits from Matt @Ollinson and guests Laurie @thisisBELGRAVE and Khalid @onoffmenswear #SouthbankCentre

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@fashionbeans any chance of a cheeky retweet guys? It's all part of Southbank's 'Being A Man' festival. https://t.co/OVNDFbnDIX

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It's your last chance to get tickets to my Fashion Basics Masterclass at Southbank this weekend! Style & Stuff baby! https://t.co/Lc0d0TE09A

[Matt Allinson @Ollinson]

It's your last chance to get tickets to my Fashion Basics Masterclass at Southbank this weekend! Style & Stuff baby! https://t.co/Lc0d0TE09A

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@KostasBachas excellent news! See you this weekend mate!

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1 week until Southbank's men's fashion basic masterclass led by me and two awesome stylists. Get tickets here - https://t.co/XHtLHV18mh

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If you live in London & want to learn some helpful tips on dressing better, take my masterclass at Southbank in Nov https://t.co/JA15YTKyur

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I recently came to the startling conclusion that I will never ride a giraffe in my lifetime...

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People of Twitter! Do you like wrestling? Do you like listening to people talking? Then check this out https://t.co/lhKReVY6DW

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Pro Tip - no one really cares if you don't go to the party

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This is what happens when you don't give people Boaty McBoatface...

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Due to an unfortunate set of circumstances - I am awake

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I can almost always tell when a film doesn't use real dinosaurs

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No, you must have misheard me - I don't want a significant other, I want a significant income!

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I hate goodbyes...especially court ordered ones

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I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday...