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i invented the sport pickleball

[olof/david @Olofthered]

quick mock up. please contact me if you want to invest. only inquiries in meme form will be accepted

[olof/david @Olofthered]

how yall doing tonight

[olof/david @Olofthered]

my steam account got hacked which luckily got resolved fairly quickly but i do regret not setting up 2 factor authentication for an account with thousands of dollars of games on it earlier

[olof/david @Olofthered]

my knight wants me to use ai to improve his jousting. i shouldve never become a fucking squire

[olof/david @Olofthered]

they got all new shopping carts at winco. follow for more south salt lake winco news

[RickRaptor105 @RickRaptor105]

The Moby Dick fandom is dying.

Retweet if you're a true Dickhead.

[olof/david @Olofthered]

decided to try to get a pair of glasses repaired while i was out but i didnt account that it would take time and now i regret it

[olof/david @Olofthered]

the hellbender is the fourth largest salamander species in the world, largest in the americas. lets here it for the hellbender. can i get an amen

[olof/david @Olofthered]

just found out the hellbender is the fourth largest salamander species. ive been telling people it was the third largest for years. there was a whole other giant chinese salamander i dint know about

[olof/david @Olofthered]

how yall doing tonight?

[olof/david @Olofthered]

when i was young i foolishly assumed pants would wear out at the knees first which would not require replacement. i have since learned this is not true or possibly only true for weak people. when squatting often the stress isnt really on the knees

[olof/david @Olofthered]

im at a terrible mall (any mall) because i need new pants for work because i shred through work pants at a rate that shouldnt be possible

[olof/david @Olofthered]

how yall doing tonight?

[olof/david @Olofthered]

@shimadameijin are you telling me sam eagle isnt on legal us currency?

[olof/david @Olofthered]

im glad i caught nirvana the band the show the movie in theaters. its was good

[olof/david @Olofthered]

i got a call from someone asking if i was looking for my cat max which was surprising because my cat max has been dead for 7 years. i hope they just misread whatever poster they saw. if someone printed my number while trying find their cat i would be quite concerned

[Juggalo Jesus @da_porgy]

"Gut health" this, "cortisol levels" that, have you even balanced your humors lately? Have you even thought about how much miasma you're breathing?

[olof/david @Olofthered]

this might be the strangest targeted ad ive ever gotten

[olof/david @Olofthered]

they finally got me for parking in front of the fire hydrant by my home. damn my neighbors for having super bowl parties

[olof/david @Olofthered]

@shimadameijin f

[olof/david @Olofthered]

@brenna_cepheid i could always playtest it if you want