Rejoice Vivian

CIPM student

[Odibeze✨ @the_olaedo]

Over valid. Men like to feed their babes.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

No wahala. Just make sure you also have Cristiano Ronaldo’s type of wealth.

[RRR! @bjtomz]

learn french, do masters, learn a skill, apply for graduate trainee, be ready to gamble, japa plans yenyenyen… till person finally craze. 😭

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[ZAHEER! @iam_YCee]

Genuinely how does this even work? Like is there a criteria? Why is government support being used to facilitate marriages? Are you people normal like this?

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

Drugs in 2026 ke.
Ride on jare🔥🔥, idiots go reduce small small

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

5years old me when my parents shout at me

[Blvck_kaka🦍 @kakaofph1]

Guys i just beat malaria 😭❤️‍�

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

before high fashion and yhemo lee sell 1000 caps this guy go don sell 20,000 caps 😂😂

[The hair plug @Msmenalicious]

My rent started at 600,000, then 900,000, then 1,000,000, then 1,500,000, then 2,200,000. This year, the landlord brought a letter for 3,200,000 effective September 😂😂😂

Mind you, these increments were yearly.

[ISK @IyegereS]

Spaghetti after 10 mins of cooking

[Deisine @TDeisine]

An educated Nigerian woman has no reason to marry an uneducated Nigerian man. Every time you disagree with him, he will attribute it to “you think you are better than me because you want to school”. Save yourself that headache

[SAMUEL @keengsam]

wetin be this God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

"When a man has nothing left to be proud of, he takes pride in this ethnicity."

- Arthur Schopenhauer.

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

A lot of people living in Nigeria are either lying to themselves or pretending to not see how insanely poor we are.

[Chief Isiego @Isiego_]

I genuinely hope the ‘MBA’ in your name is the short form for mbakwe😭.

[Akwa Ibom Muslim @Khadijahifiok]

Wife: Can you help me carry my bag, please ?
Husband: no, I am an alpha male. What will people say?

Female boss: Go carry those bag
Husband: Okay Ma

[𝓟𝓪𝓵𝓼𝓴𝓲⛷️ @praisepal_]

Can I call you to vent? No. When you were eating turkey, did you call me?

[Chicken Catcher🐔 @Only1Etubo]

They will say he doesn't because he is the one who provides financially.

[Opeyemi-Folasade @beautifulajike]

In most Nigerian context, it's about control.
They think he won't be able to "control her"