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MSc, BSc, Bronze swimming certificate and once won a football from Victor comic in 1984

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@anon_opin Totally Mexico

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@anon_opin OP has Mr Brightside six times in a 10 track playlist

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'what do you mean I've given up?'

*Puts on socks I got in a Lynx gift set Xmas present*

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@fesshole You were the only patron who had lost their virginity too.

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@ActualNames1 Do I change radio stations when her 'non-consonant' wailing comes on, or do I put ear defenders on?

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@ActualNames1 'Battery with bodily waste'

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@ActualNames1 The only accepted response to 'Gracias'

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@fesshole Still got a 50 bag of dishwasher tabs under the sink that I bought in error, might have to give this a bash

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@ActualNames1 I love the fact his brother is called Terry Smith 😂

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@fesshole Did you fill the tank back up with Gas(light)

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@WeirdMedieval Ye Red Hot Chilli Pepperes

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@ActualNames1 The multiverse franchise went downhill after this sequel

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@cyphnar @fesshole

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@anon_opin Plot twist. The car getting 'put through it's paces' is a 1997 Fiat Cinquecento

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@nomadpossum

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@anon_opin Went to the Louvre last year, mad a point of standing like Gumby from Python behind every wanker filming their inane views

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Freedom 250 line up confirmed

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@crockpics I'd pee in the pool rather than take my chance in his toilet block

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@CPhoneacct85924 £4.5k, I'd best buy 2 in case I snap a string....

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@anon_opin Same as politicians, the sociopathic tendencies required to succeed in politics also mean you are more likely to be a venal, amoral arsehole.