I swear on all the 3,000 imaginary, man-made gods known to man that I believe in none of themā¦I write what I think, I donāt care what you choose to doā¦
Watching this, youād think a national hero just died⦠The man was a thug, plain and simple⦠He terrorised people and led other thugs... The way we mourn and glorify such characters says a lot about usā¦
āYou have kpa!d out boss, thatās the only person feeding us here, you will rĀ£gret itā
Citizens cries out as NURTW Toba Ijaya was laid to rest today šļø
Who is actually listening and understanding what heās saying? Is anyone responding to him? And if other people speak in tongues, can they accurately translate what he just said or would they come up with something completely different?
Craziest news from Nigeria yesterday was the report that some rogue police officers extorted N53,000 from the Chairman of the ICPC Dr. Musa Adamu Aliyu (a Senior Advocate of Nigeria) at an illegal checkpoint in Abuja. They didnāt know who he is.
They took him to a POS, he withdrew the money, paid the charges and they shared the money among themselves.
Itās really sad... This kind of living shouldnāt still exist in this day and age⦠Weāve grown so used to dysfunction and lack of progress that we no longer see it as abnormalā¦
Pedophilia in some Northern communities, body shaming and making fun of people with disabilities, violent hatred against queer people, unfair age-gap standards (especially against women)ā¦
THIS IS 2026!
Too many Nigerians are shallow and condition their children to care excessively about what certain people think of them⦠Parents will resent their own kids if a teacher doesnāt approve, automatically assuming the child failed to meet the standard⦠Itās a damaging cycle; the child is always expected to adjust, never the authority figureā¦
Itās worrying how weāve normalised extreme religious dependence; pastors collecting money for prayers and holy items instead of pointing people to hospitals...
Beating children severely for simple mistakes is still seen as good parentingā¦
And the way we blame women for their own murders/rape, calling them prostitutes or careless, shows how deeply broken our empathy has becomeā¦
Nigerian parents are often toxic because their own parents were toxic, because their parents were toxic, and so on⦠see the patternā¦
A harsh environment breeds harsh people... If you donāt confront and heal from your own trauma, youāll inevitably pass it down to your childrenā¦
For too many Nigerian parents, kids are basically glorified pets... Theyāre there to be displayed, controlled, and used to boost the family image, with very little room for independent thought or feelingsā¦
For too many Nigerian parents, kids are basically glorified pets... Theyāre there to be displayed, controlled, and used to boost the family image, with very little room for independent thought or feelingsā¦
The Nigerian Twitter space is flooded with these intellectual toddlers who think relationship hypotheticals equal content... āWho sits in front; mom or girlfriend?ā
Bro, touch grass... Read a book or sleep... Learn something... The fact that you genuinely believe this question is worth asking publicly is proof that your brain is on airplane mode... Stop wasting everyoneās time with this nonsenseā¦
The fact that itās getting engagement says more about the audience as well; both operating on the same low frequency...
ā¦when so much of life still feels strange, new, and unexplored, people become vulnerableā¦
ā¦when everyday life feels like a constant first-time experience, it becomes hard for people to choose principles over survivalā¦
ā¦when so many things still feel new, strange, and out of reach, itās easy to see why people struggle to put principles above immediate needsā¦
ā¦when elevators, good roads, and simple modern experiences still feel like foreign territory to many adults, it becomes very easy to trade values for comfortā¦
ā¦when so much of modern life still feels new and unexplored to the average person, it becomes dangerously easy for basics to buy loyalty, silence, or compromise...
Iām sorry for using your story in this context... I only wanted to point out how our collective poverty could make many of us selfish, and thatās why the government keeps getting away with so much because all they need to do is deny us basics and provide for minority in exchange of voice... It has nothing to do with your own experience, and Iām genuinely glad for youā¦
Omoo from a young age ba, my kids will be well exposed. In my 28 years of life, today is the very first time I entered an elevator. Haaa! ššš
I embarrassed myself. The moment it started moving, I wasn't expecting that slight vibration. Na so I shout! š The guy inside looked at me and asked, "First time?" I just said, "Yes." Ahhh... shame wear me like Bubu gown. š
I was going to the 3rd floor. When the elevator door opened, I just stood there thinking someone else wanted to enter. The guy looked at me and said, "This is your destination." Ahhh! šš
Everyone suddenly hates rough football and wants it all neat⦠But Pep ruined it with too many passes, and others complain the game has gone soft with players laughing before derbies⦠Lolā¦
What do you lot actually want?
This is a contact sport that runs on emotions... Itās allowed to be brutal... Most of the legends we praise today were straight-up dirty in their primeā¦