King Olulu

Poetpreneur, Storyteller, Author, Poet and Co-Founder

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

He smoked from the tree of knowledge

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This Wrexham advert ahead of facing Southampton this weekend is absolutely BRUTAL. 😭

Southampton were kicked out of last season’s Championship play-offs for spying… and Wrexham finished SEVENTH — just one place outside them. 🐲💀

[Tumusiime Jonas @Tumusiimejonas1]

This Arsenal documentary is just nice. Top top notch❤️❤️. Kudos to the one that manufactured this🤝🤝. I watched it 100 times, and I am not going to stop 🔥🔥

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

This video.

Genuinely I'm actually surprised and confused. why is CIA funding it?

@DavidHundeyin keeps talking about CIA.

I low-key might start believing if they are the reason why Africa is still like this

[Deol @forgive_dont_gt]

@ESPNUK Raya when Artata decides to use these three

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Finally! Someone put AI to good use. This is the best AI video I have ever seen.

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

I have to admit, I always wondered what this part of Psalm 23 meant. I thought “He anoints my head with oil” was figurative language for God keeping the Psalmist healthy. I never knew this parallel.

Anoint my head with oil

“Sheep can get their head caught in briers and die trying to get untangled. There are horrid little flies that like to torment sheep by laying eggs in their nostrils which turn into worms and drive the sheep to beat their head against a rock, sometimes to death. Their ears and eyes are also susceptible to tormenting insects. So the shepherd anoints their whole head with oil. Then there is peace. That oil forms a barrier of protection against the evil that tries to destroy the sheep. Do you have times of mental torment? Do the worrisome thoughts invade your mind over and over? Do you beat your head against a wall trying to stop them? Have you ever asked God to anoint your head with oil? He has an endless supply! His oil protects and makes it possible for you to fix your heart, mind, and eyes on Him today and always! There is peace in the valley! May our good good Father anoint your head with oil today so that your cup overflows with blessings! God is good and He is faithful!!”

[DailyAFC @DailyAFC]

Al Hilal’s announcement video for Gabriel Martinelli. ❤️ 🎥

[Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli]

Once a Gunner, always a Gunner ❤️

[Habdulakeem Bhadmus @Mrbhadoosky]

🏠 Before buying a house in the UK, can you ask your mortgage adviser about the area?

For example:
• What % of local residents receive benefits or are not in employment?
• What is the recent crime rate?
• How common is antisocial behaviour?

Yes, you can ask — but there’s an important distinction.

A mortgage adviser’s regulated role is primarily about your mortgage: affordability, suitable products, lender criteria and related protection. Assessing whether a neighbourhood is “good” or “bad” generally falls outside that remit.

So while a local adviser may know the area and offer informal observations, they may instead direct you to official data.

🔎 Do your own due diligence BEFORE making an offer:

🚔 Crime & antisocial behaviour: Check Police website using the property postcode. You can see recent recorded crimes, categories, ASB reports and nearby patterns.

📊 Benefits & deprivation: There isn’t one perfect street-level figure showing “% of residents on benefits.” Check DWP Stat-Xplore/Nomis for benefit and claimant data, and the Index of Multiple Deprivation (IMD) for a broader picture of income, employment and other forms of deprivation.

🚶🏾‍♂️ Then investigate offline: Visit the street during the day, evening and weekend. Speak to residents. Check transport, schools, shops, noise, parking and the general environment.

The key lesson: Don’t just investigate whether you can afford the house. Investigate whether you actually want to live in the area.

Your mortgage adviser assesses the mortgage.

You assess the neighbourhood. 🏡

I hope this helps. Stay safe out there.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

If someone uploads your nude without your consent, this is what to do to take it down without even touching the person's phone:

1. Screenshot the post (with the full URL, username, and date). Save the links.

2. Go to StopNCII. org. Select the image on your own device. It creates a digital fingerprint (hash) without ever uploading the photo. Participating platforms (Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, Reddit, Snapchat, OnlyFans, etc.) use it to find and remove matching copies and block re-uploads.

3. Report the post directly on every platform it’s on. Use the "non-consensual intimate image" or "private photo of me" option. Under US law, covered platforms must remove it (and identical copies) within 48 hours.

4. If it’s showing up in Google search, go to Google. com → search for the image → click the three dots on it → "Remove result" → "It shows a sexual image of me".

5. If a platform ignores the report after 48 hours, go to (TakeItDown. ftc. gov) and report them.

Document first, report it, and it will be taken down.

Above all, love God.

[Wicho Olea @tixwilx1916]

Aaaah su pinche madre, que huevos de este wey, me cae de madres que muchos no valoramos nada y este cabrón cómo se rifa

[#Outpouring @liworth]

🚨 BREAKING: The return of Jesus Christ is near.
Share this message because someone needs this reminder.

God Bless you

[King Olulu @Olulu4ever]

@liworth @xxbisolaxx Christopher Orilogbon

[Today I Learned @TodayiLearrned]

Back then in high school, I wish I’d known this.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Why did nobody teach me useful shit like this growing up I could’ve saved so many drawstrings

[Abolaji Rasaq Oluwapese @bolazeal]

The Economy of Sex in Nigeria

Nigerians love sex. Sex is our national indulgence, the one appetite poverty never killed. If anything, poverty feeds it.

Down on the street, sex is cheap. But climb the ladder, and the price flips. Up top, sex stops being cheap and becomes very expensive. It is expensive because reputation is involved, and reputation in Nigeria is gold.

A senator's reputation. A general overseer's reputation. A managing director's reputation. These men are not paying for pleasure alone. They are paying for something more valuable: silence.

Welcome to the clito-economy. It runs on discretion, and discretion is the most expensive commodity in this country.

The real business is secrecy.

High-class prostitution in Nigeria is a discretion trade. The oga does not want his nude moving from a bed to his wife's WhatsApp group. The pastor does not want a headline titled "Man of God spotted at Lovina Hotel with mystery woman." What they are buying, above everything, is a guarantee that the night ends in that room and nowhere else.

This is why a prostitute with the strongest reputation for keeping her mouth shut charges more than the one who posts encounters on social media. The arrangement cuts both ways, too. Mutual exposure keeps everybody honest. Clergies are not spectators in this economy. Some are among its most faithful customers, because their fall is steeper than anyone else's. A man who prophesies on Sunday cannot survive Monday's gossip.

A married celebrity cannot afford private chats appearing on Twitter. An Imam, traditional ruler, CEO, politician, billionaire, senior government official, or respected family man may have far more to lose from exposure than from the cost of the encounter itself.

So the premium escort is not merely selling sex. She is selling confidentiality. And confidentiality is expensive. That is why, in clito-economy, the bigger the client, the more valuable a prostitute capable of keeping quiet. Everybody protects everybody because everyone's survival depends on everyone keeping quiet. It is almost a cartel of silence.

The truly successful ashawo understands something fundamental:

You are not being paid only for what happens in the bedroom. You are being paid for what never leaves the bedroom.

No Instagram hints. No "guess who I met last night?" No secret photograph for evidence. No blackmail. No name-dropping. Nothing. Suddenly, the astronomical fee begins to make sense.

This also explains how some of Nigeria's mysterious "big girls" operate. We all know the stereotype. Nobody can explain precisely what she does. Her Instagram bio says:

Entrepreneur | Lifestyle | Beauty | God First.

Her core business? Nobody knows. She owns a Range Rover. She flies business class. She spends three weeks in Dubai.

Nigeria's Clito-economy is far more diverse than our hypocritical public morality allows us to admit. There is another interesting phenomenon.

Why do big boys always seem to know big girls?

The high-class escort in Nigeria often functions less like a lover and more like a banker who happens to be beautiful. She launders money. She moves drugs. She fronts as a respectable businesswoman while running errands for men who cannot be seen doing their own dirty work.

An escort who moves comfortably around politicians, businessmen, celebrities, fraudsters, diplomats, oil dealers, and other wealthy clients may become useful for purposes that have nothing to do with sex. She becomes a connector, a courier, confidante, fixer, and a social bridge.

And in criminal networks, this kind of proximity is vital. This is where the Clito-economy overlaps with darker economies. Money laundering, fraud, drug trafficking, influence peddling, and asset concealment. A business with conveniently vague cash flow can potentially provide cover for money that needs an explanation.
Suddenly somebody who yesterday was described merely as somebody's "girlfriend" becomes Managing Director of three companies.

Look closely at the boutiques, the spas, the restaurants that open in Ikoyi or Banana Island with no clear capital source and no real customer base to justify the rent. Some of these places are not businesses at all. They are washing machines. Dirty money from a senator, a drug baron, or a fraud boy goes in, and it comes out looking like turnover from a fashion line or a wellness spa.

Look around. The politician knows the influencer. The dealer knows the actress. The fraudster knows the socialite. The nightclub owner knows everybody. The big boy dates the big girl. Everybody somehow lives inside the same tiny ecosystem. It is often presented publicly as romance.

"My king." "My queen." "The love of my life."

But sometimes what looks like a love story is essentially a commercial alliance. The man provides money, access, accommodation, vehicles, travel, and social status.

The woman provides companionship, beauty, access to her own network, social legitimacy, discretion, and sometimes other services.

Both parties understand the assignment. Some of these women also move product, quietly. A well-dressed woman checking into a five-star hotel with designer luggage does not attract the same suspicion as a girl on an okada. She has access on both ends, to the men who supply and the men who consume, and that access is worth serious money to whoever controls the pipeline.

Nigeria does not have a prostitution problem. Nigeria has a trust problem, and prostitution is simply where that trust problem has found its most profitable anchor. When institutions refuse to hold anybody accountable, and when keeping quiet becomes worth more than the service itself, the market will always find a way to price the silence. In Nigeria, it found the clito-economy, and business is very good.

That is the Clito-economy.

A vast informal marketplace operating beneath our public morality, powered by poverty at one end, wealth at the other, hypocrisy everywhere, and secrecy holding the entire structure together.

Abolaji Rasaq
Social Commentator. A realist.

[Franchise @franchisexcl]

I’ll give my details on the whole Berta situation if you’d like.

Andrea Berta entered the window with a more strict ish approach. He entered the inflated market with set valuations for targets.

Sandro Tonali; who was internally seen as the midfield target - £100m was quoted, Berta wanted to pay £80m at a maximum, so he moved on.

Then Rogers, internal value worth up to £80m when #AVFC demanded £100m, we moved on, and then #AVFC demanded £117m, we came back with £100m, doesn’t make sense does it? We’ve offered what they wanted two weeks late, and by that time, they inflated the Roger’s deal already.

Onto Bradley Barcola, internally viewed as a backup option to Rogers, we had talks with his camp, they were interested in our project, #PSG demand £150m, we say no, we move on - fair play here.

Now #PSG demand £130m, we haven’t moved, not even trying to negotiate a deal, #LFC have an open run at a potential superstar winger.

Onto Bruno Guimaraes, internal value set by Berta up to £65m, Josh Kroenke has to enter the deal because of how stubborn the sporting director acted, we went up to £80m, when Newcastle wanted £100m, Josh got it done - fair play.

Now Ezri Konsa, Berta openly tells Villa were not paying more then £40m - #AVFC fairly take offence to that, as he’s a English international and top defender, so they choose to not negotiate a deal with Arsenal, Konsa comes out and says, I really want this move for my career, Villa help him out and present a counter offer to their original valuation - £60m, counter offer was up to £52m - Josh Kroenke steps in and gets it done.

Josh Kroenke going into this window, presented a plan to Mikel Arteta to raise the squad level in all areas of the pitch, Ezri Konsa an upgrade on our backup RCB, Bruno Guimaraes - one of the best midfielders in the world and Christos Tzolis, an upgrade on Leandro Trossard / Kroenke set out an attacking budget worth up to £150m for Vinicius Junior, now that he’s not available, Josh has stayed true to his word, and has decided to allocate a strong budget to an attacking signing if the market presents an opportunity to raise the level. Andrea Berta still has his valuations, meaning Josh will have to intervene in any blockbuster potential deals for Kenan Yildiz, Bradley Barcola or Julian Alvarez.

Thank you, Franchise. 🎳

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Newcastle United to sanction sale of Bruno Guimaraes to Arsenal for £75m. #AFC started lower, #NUFC wanted higher but compromise in process of being sealed to grant 28yo Brazil int’l midfielder desired move. Lyon entitled to 20% of profit @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/e1rrfvZTMS

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr