Oluwa Sochima

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[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

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[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

Forget your face card, forget your nyash, forget your money and six packs...

E get some kind talk wey you go talk like this, you go just instantly become very ugly and unattractive.

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Tell us why you always post your pastor more than your father.

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@SamuelIse3 This juju is better used for the people in asọ rock right now

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

Things are so hard now.
I just sold my iPhone and bought iTel.

Shaa, an i for an i.

Tinubu must go.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

I was broke, I begged you for money and you helped me. Then you said "spend it responsibly"...

Shebi na you go tell me how to spend my money?

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

People whose country has never won the world cup are happy that someone whose country has won the world cup lost.
Also because their goat is from a country that has never won the world cup. 🤣

Isn't that concerning?

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@BashirAhmaad How many average Nigerian households can afford to buy TV in their homes?
Do we even have light to watch the TV, or are we going to buy generator, and then buy fuel for N1,300/L?

Y'all keep scratching the surfaces with pseudo-solutions while the real root of the problem lingers.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@BarackObama @MichelleObama @ObamaFoundation Thank you Obama for this recognition.
Thank you Njideka for putting Nigeria again on the spotlight for a good and positive reason.

This reassures us all that Nigeria is not all that bad as some media claims.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@brkohn @MyLordBebo Get ready for more piss then. 🤣

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

Thank you @flyairpeace, my flight from Lagos to London last night was smooth and successful, and their were charging ports in the plane.
Kudos to the team and to @Ifeallenonyema.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

Dear @flyairpeace
This is my second time flying with you to and from London to Lagos
I must commend you for the wonderful experience - the professionalism of your staff, the efficiency of your airplanes and the dishes.

However, we need charging ports on the plane, please 🙏🏽

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

One of the reasons I pray me and my friends to be successful is because there is this joy and relief I get when I see my friend's call/chat and know they are not calling/chatting to bill me. 😊

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@fattylincorn_01 Kai... 🤣

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@SuperGrok Generate 5 pictures poses for igbo bride and groom in Igbo traditional attire.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@grok Generate 5 pictures poses for igbo bride and groom in Igbo traditional attire.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

"God is after your heart, not your dressing"

If your pastor tells you indecent dressing doesn't matter, ask him why his wife, daughter and mother doesn't dress like a hoe.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@lfc_lance M. Salah

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@HighChiefOkoro If e reach your turn, build am ontop 3rd mainland Bridge.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@Teeniiola Just out of curiosity; does a poor girl have "dream wedding"? 🤣

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@honest30bgfan_ You can't pay for the things you bought for yourself, but rather expect someone you just met to foot the bills?

You are a thief, na to carry gun remain.

[Oluwa Sochima @Oluwasochima]

@Alkaneseries And yet the person you are taking this cue from is an igbo man.

You are really more a dogshite than you think.