Becky

Outwardly sarcastic, inwardly... Also sarcastic. Lover of fruity gin and Doc Martens. Self expression mostly through memes.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Covid round 3 🫠

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

I must have drunk from the fountain of youth today - I just got ID'd trying to use the bathroom in a Spoons 👶

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

I just signed a @Dolphin_Project petition to End Dolphin and Whale Hunting in the Faroe Islands. Sign here: https://t.co/uIysmFAj1N

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Thought I'd lost my sense of taste (couldn't taste a chocolate), so Ryan says "oh close your eyes, I'll test it for you!". Clatters about for a bit, and then puts a spoonful of STRAIGHT. FUCKING. DARK. SOY SAUCE. STRAIGHT INTO MY GODDAMN MOUTH.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

I've replaced my foundation with a tinted moisturiser that costs twice as much.

Not sure if this makes me bougie, or simply elderly.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Booked a weeks annual leave to relax, chill out, and unwind.

Instead, the bathroom ceiling starts a torrential leak on A/L day one, which is still ongoing (and exponentially worsening!) 5 days later.

Safe to say my stress/anxiety levels are not getting any better. 🙃

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

@shirtsthtgohard @RockofCashell

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

I didn't get ID'd buying a bottle of wine today, and I was honestly a wee bit offended.

Then I got home, and realised that since I've got my hair pulled back, all the grey hairs at my temples are on show. 🙃

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Heading into hour number 5 of sitting in the airport, waiting for my flight to stop getting pushed back further and further 🙃

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

#NewProfilePic

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

A very lovely cat chose to sit herself in my lap today, and I've never been more happy in my life.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Can't stop falling asleep in my dreams, can't fkin fall asleep at night.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Covid has me so exhausted, I'm even tired in my goddamn DREAMS. I just had a dream where I had to keep laying down because I literally couldn't keep my eyes open. I WAS ALREADY FKING ASLEEP.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Tested negative yesterday (day 5), got myself hyped up to test negative again the next 2 days and leave isolation on day 7.

Only to wake up to these.

Have I been April Fooled by Covid? 🤔

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Day one of isolation and I have successfully achieved:

Nothing.

I can tell this is going to go well.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Made it 2 years in and I've finally been struck down with Covid 🙃 of course it would happen in the middle of an on-call shift at work 🤦‍♀️

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

@___Mairead This one's gonna kick off, I can feel it

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

Today is a very sad day.

Today, I pulled a grey hair. OUT. OF. MY. EYEBROW.

This is the kind of thing that's gonna send me over the edge.

[Becky @OlympicNapper]

I (very naively) went to a body pump class at the gym yesterday. Today I feel like I've been hit by a train. I do not possess a single muscle that isn't screaming.