RejectedSochiIntern

Ask me about not working at the Olympics. #WinterOlympics #BronzeMedal #DreamHard #CREAM

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@AsburyOlimpics your not real OLIMPICS! if youre the real OLIMPICS prove it by getting 10,000 retweets. that is how you prove that u r real

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suchi you are taking super long to let me know if im going to olimpics. god loves keeping his servants patient. #gottakeephopingtho

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so stoked for the super bowl in suchi rusha. #olimpics

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so proud of the haitian bobsled team. can't wait to see them at the #olimpics

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back on campus. realized i have the biggest dong here. #noregrets

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night everyone. I hope you dream about making out with @lindseyvonn as you ski down the suchi mountains wearing penguin suits. thatd b hot.

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its a new year with new goal. my goal is to get laid in olimpic sex village by the jamican bobsledding team.

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my New Years resolution is to go to suchi olimpics and while at olimpics, go to the olimpics sex village. amen.

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Tweet 69.

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well santa screwed me over. no suchi acceptance letter... or nunchucks. im converting to jewish. #gottakeepwishing

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dear @santaclaws, please let me go to olimpics in sochi... or cancel them. amen.

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@MichaelPhelps why didn't I get accepted to olimpics? You should know this.

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is my acceptance letter at the halfway mark too? “@Olympics: Sochi 2014 Olympic Torch Relay reaches halfway mark @sochi2014 #olympics”

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@Cdubs90 i hear sochi is warm

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@HarmonicaCave thats what i do

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@ZackBrewer i know. i love bubbles and butts.

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saw commercial for winter olimpics on nbc. why isnt there volleyball or swimming at these olimpics? the olimpics will suck without them.

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. @olimpics whats the deal

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just checked the weather and its warmer in sochi than it is here
*packs swimming pants*

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finals are weak. not even scared about finals. too busy waiting to hear back from olimpics. #never2late