OmalzUTD

manchester united ❤😈

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Sex won’t satisfy you.
Fame won’t satisfy you.
Drugs won’t satisfy you.
Money won’t satisfy you.
Alcohol won’t satisfy you.
Success won’t satisfy you.

Life is empty without God. He is the only one who can satisfy your heart.

[BRUNO FERNANDES COUSIN @QueenMancunian]

Tell me why your club have employed 935 players, 20 permanent managers and 8 caretakers but still have no champions league trophy since 1866.

Take mic 🎤n explain to us 😂

[Kam @PatsKam]

Someone said during your prayers to say “in Jesus’s name I rebuke every voice in my head that isn’t yours.”

Genuinely I could cry that’s so good. 🥹

[Muthoni💜 @So_nnii]

In your 20s you'll get a chance to go out on Friday and come back by Sunday take it seriously!!

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

your parents go use hard earned money buy you books, teacher go fling am because you no underline date

[Wofaase👿 @wofaase_]

Bro doesn’t deserve an Oscar. The Oscar deserves him. 😂

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

HOW LIFE FEELS AFTER SUCCESSFULLY DIGGING YOURSELF OUT OF THE HOLE NOBODY KNEW YOU WERE IN.

[Blaize @Rxblaize]

This new WhatsApp feature is so unnecessary, one wrong move and you laugh at a death notice.

[Wayward🧸 @Hustleorbeg7]

I finally found the square root.

[Luxi ⭐ @0xLuxi]

I don’t wonder if I’ll be rich. I know I will be.

[OmalzUTD @OMalambo22]

@Kingsholz Hi

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

13 years without a Premier League trophy is better than 150 years without a Champions League title trophy 🤭

[OmalzUTD @OMalambo22]

@SqSehrish The answer is 41, you subtract 21 from the other numbers.. 125-21=104, 104-21=83, 83-21=62, 62-21=41 @SqSehrish

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

being broke is really horrible bro. you're always living on wishes and whens.

[jidda! @JiddaGram]

God, let Ronaldo win the World Cup. 🇵🇹

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever read something so beautifully written that you lowkey get jealous of the author's writing skills? it's like you wish you had a way with words just like them.

[John Cena @JohnCena]

A small leak neglected will eventually sink the greatest of ships.

[Y3MII @fw_Y3MII]

A hoe can’t make me mad, worst she gone do is devalue herself and go get fucked

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

Only one way to find out