Omar Elsahy

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

My apologies to anyone who received a message from recently, my account was hacked but it should be fully back in my possession now.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

Am I the only one who absolutely despises the NBA ref Joey Crawford?

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@yodaism I'm completely lost here.

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@TheATS_Express You know, you might be right. And apparently Yoda is willing to help me? He replied to my tweet. 0.0

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

@yodaism wait what

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

I'm at this weird point in my life where all I ever want to eat is Americanized Chinese food. It's been at least a month. I need help.

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@TheATS_Express Also congrats about your brother. But mainly booooo.

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@TheATS_Express Booooo.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

"Truth ain't getting on like shampoo on an airplane." - @LupeFiasco

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find the instrumental to a song titled "The Instrumental"?

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US Airways. Never again.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

@TimGraupner You voiced your opinion in the YouTube comments section? That'll definitely end well.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

@TheATS_Express I found a temporary solution called vShare. It'll never be the same without Installous, but we'll have to make do for now.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

Just found out Installous and Hackulous altogether are both gone from existence. I don't know what to do with my life.

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@JD_FanClub It's an honor.

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Left the refrigerator door open for 3 whole minutes straight #yolo

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

@Joellerskates congrats on being elected to Senate.

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

GG

[Omar Elsahy @OmarElsahy]

Sometimes I really wish I could speak elvish. #lotrproblems

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I wish Jim Lehrer moderated Twitter so we could all ignore the character limit.