Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Being a person who is in between genZ and millennial era that identifies as a millennial is hard.

You aren't interested in certain trends but people centre ya'll.

Like, you can't have fun without mentioning millennials?

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Why are we at the centre of your lives? Who is all up in the other's business?

Ati "bag ni ya nini?"
You just sing PP2 rhymes without involving us.

If you are always looking outside your group in any situation,you are not satisfied with being In .

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Ukipendwa vizuri uwa unadhani uko pekee yako😂

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Nonini Mgenge2ru dropped a banger with the legendary Kitu Sewer. The writing is dope. The beat went to a good school, cold as I like my malt poison.
Kitu Sewer as always delivers. He never had one bad verse.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

It just hit me that we never talk enough of Nonini as a conscious rapper and hip hop head.

I always looked at him as a the most complete rapper/musician.

His ouvre has every song you will need.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

One thing about God, he'll never let you stay in Eldoret, Homabay, Kitengela, or Mlolongo unless you've wronged him.😂😅

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

One thing that is prevalent in clubs is I see jerseys with

"Baba Liam"
"Baba Clinton"
"Baba twins"
"Baba boys"

But I never see

"Baba Lynn"
"Baba Princess"
"Baba Cynthia"

And I just know it's the wife's idea.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Okay, we understand that your partner is a Lawyer, Doktari, Makanga, Engineer, Mwalimu, Hawker etc., how about you??

Ama wewe ni Sifuna?

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

“On victory, you deserve beer, in defeat, you need it.”

Ah Barley!

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Lakini hii wiki the daughters of Jez3bel have begged through memes for Girlfriends day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Date people who love you please.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

You know those mid ugly girls whose side hustle is to monitor who's talking to who in a work set up. 😂

They see a pretty babe who's social and attracting attention effortless with everyone and suddenly they're praying mostly she falls out with her male friends.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Bonus points if one of those guys starts pursuing them, just so they can say, "Sasa we're on the same level."

Their satisfaction is to always see this pretty babe in distress.

I throw fear to this gender duniyani they can say anything to satisfy their ego. 😭😂

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

There’s this group of women that believe they’re God’s gift to men.

Wee ukiamua kusettle hapo, shauri yako.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

It is time to go back to texting and falling in love through a 200 SMS per day bundle like God always intended 😭

WhatsApp is officially a market place like Facebook or Instagram and soon you will be able to add people using user names only.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

I have to say satan works hard but the advertising industry works harder 🤗

What a win for businesses.

What a loss for human connection and late night chats.

People were meant to hang out in person not to text things like, "why are you ignoring me & I can see you are online?"

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Nikiona umevaa crocs iko na sole size ya Mattress my respect for you inashuka vibaya sana

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Stima kuenda isiwe sababu ya kupanda juu ya mwengine tafadhali.

Kumbuka bei ya diapers.

Ama maybe hampandiani, mnafanya za kusimama 😅.

Kupata mimba na style nyengine other than missionary ni aibu sana.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Stima kuenda isiwe sababu ya kupanda juu ya mwengine tafadhali.

Kumbuka bei ya diapers.

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

It is like food content creators are competing on who can sl@ught€r the weirdest or hugest animal.

😂🤣ule mjamaa wa done ✅ done ✅ done ✅ juzi alipika Ostrich saa hii ako na video ya mayai ya mamba sasa nangoja video akiichinja yaani saa hii ata kukua mamba ni risky ❗😂

[Kelvin Omwenga 🇰🇪 @Omariba95]

Many pronounce this place very different

"Maai mahiu"