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Writing my way through life, one book at a time.

[Opie @OmarPie]

I’m not saying that @realDonaldTrump had @charliekirk11 murdered…I'm just saying maybe we should be asking ourselves that question 😂

#trump #maga #charliekirk

https://t.co/HTxausT95d

[Opie @OmarPie]

My kids and I loved seeing #TheDigitalCircus last week, but the shipping costs for their exclusive merch is insane. $47 FOR SHIPPING???? @glitch_prod you're just ripping off people.

[Opie @OmarPie]

@glitch_prod I love the idea of an exclusive shop after the theatrical showing, but is a $47 shipping charge really necessary???? I already paid $30 to see #TheDigitalCircus in the theater with my kids and that fee would be nuts if you were shipping me a car engine.

[Opie @OmarPie]

How is @pulte 38 years old? I'm 45 and I thought this dude was at least 50. I guess that eating @realDonaldTrump’s asshole all day must be terrible for your health 😂

#billpulte #trump #maga #whitetrash

[Opie @OmarPie]

And the reviews that @booksirens posts are literal garbage. ”Extremely well written”????? What the hell does that even mean? I mean, the author described a box as having 3 sides, which isn’t how boxes work.

#junkreviews #booksirens #scam #selfpublish

[Opie @OmarPie]

Fuck the conservative idiots (which is redundant, I know) @bariweiss for gutting #sixtyminutes and David Ellison for cancelling @StephenAtHome

Im responding by cancelling my #ParamountPlus subscription and I encourage everyone to do the same!

[Opie @OmarPie]

I'm glad they rejected me — I'd hate to have hacks tell me my writing is amazing when it clearly isn't. If you want a decent read, avoid anything @BookSirens endorses and take a chance on something better instead. #TeenageGuideToPopularity

https://t.co/VzWalOjJX3

[Opie @OmarPie]

"Blinking my eyes open, I found myself strapped inside a three-sided box." This is the opening line of a book with three 5-star reviews from @BookSirens. And trust me, it doesn't get any better from there.

#IndieAuthor #BookSirens #ScamReviews

[Opie @OmarPie]

"Blinking my eyes open, I found myself strapped inside a three-sided box." This is the opening line of a book with three 5-star reviews from @BookSirens. And trust me, it doesn't get any better from there.

#IndieAuthor #BookSirens #ScamReviews

[Opie @OmarPie]

It’s funny, I sent @booksirens an email a week ago asking a question and never heard back. But submitted a book for review and got denied with no feedback in less than 24 hours.

What a fucking scam.

#scam #booksirens #selfpublish

[Opie @OmarPie]

https://t.co/IveOuxJosu

#IndieAuthor #YAFiction #NewRelease #SelfPublished

[Opie @OmarPie]

I figured a novel about a spoiled rich white girl was just what this country needed to heal itself. But if that's not enough motivation, all I need to break even on my copyright fees is 24 copies sold. Whatever gets you there, I hope you enjoy it. #TeenageGuideToPopularity

[Opie @OmarPie]

@DKSportsbook doesn’t give a shit about their customers after last night’s authentication outage. Withdrew all my cash and deleted my account, as there are plenty of other gambling sites that don’t fuck you over.

#fanduel

[Opie @OmarPie]

@DKSportsbook went out last night and they are screwing the customers over that couldn’t modify their bets. So I withdrew my cash and deleted my account. Too many betting services out there to deal with one that can’t keep their shit running and fucks over its customers.

[Opie @OmarPie]

Watch out @PeteHegseth, your neck is starting to resemble @realDonaldTrump‘s vagina neck.

#trump #hegseth #maga

[Opie @OmarPie]

@PeteHegseth @Southcom rapist says what?

[Opie @OmarPie]

What is it about sexual perverts that makes them unable to type out an error free message?

#trump #epstein #gop #maga

[Opie @OmarPie]

#beardo

[Opie @OmarPie]

@JDVance I think you had it right the first time. How the rest of you aren’t completely embarrassed by this is beyond me. Also, comparing him to Biden isn‘t the brag you think it is

[Opie @OmarPie]

@lgbtqnation Jesus Christ could walk up this woman and tell her that trump is the anti-Christ and she would have @AGPamBondi arrest and deport him 😆

[Opie @OmarPie]

Hey, they’re just trying to cater to their targeted audience, which I assume is racist stupid conservatives. So they’re just trying to make your people feel a little better about themselves, while the rest of the country blames them for being so dumb that they‘d vote for #trump

[Sean Davis @seanmdav]

Cracker Barrel didn’t just destroy its logo and restaurant vibe.

It also changed the peg game to make dumb people feel better when they do poorly.