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[Nick? @Omegabeard_]

Bought a Galaxy Tab S11 Ultra via Samsung’s Edenred link for a 15% discount + trade-in. Their system silently redirected me to full-price checkout. Now Samsung says the “only option” is to return a brand-new device and reorder
#SamsungUK #Greenwashing #CustomerCare

[Nick? @Omegabeard_]

@expectoprotesto @DynamoSuperX To this day I argue that he isn't dead. His mutation adapted to allow him to survive being blown up and that he reformed afterwards

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Posed as a time-travelling Amish man at a garden party

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@GeruTine Yes

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@MoistenedTart Will it have hookers and blackjack?

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@bethankatejones That does explain why your nephew won't stop shouting "I love you too much!" at the cats.

[Nick? @Omegabeard_]

The internet was a bomb. My generation survived it to various degrees. The generations above had almost no chance, what remain of them wander like zombies. The gen below? They armed themselves with the fallout. Don't fuck with them...

[Nick? @Omegabeard_]

There are many reasons we use analogies. One is that we think the other person needs help understanding our point. I prefer the "how much more complicated can I make this" approach. Not when it's used on me, though...

[Nick? @Omegabeard_]

Civilisation makes room for liars ergo it is a valid role/career.

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Civilisation, by necessity, makes room for liars. The more dominant the civilisation, the more room there is for liars. Take one look at the books on store shelves and notice how many contradict each other. They can't all be true, so some are liars. There are a lot of books.

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@itsEmTm Ah yes Emili willinglyus
*according to my image to text scan...

[Beholder's DM🏳️‍🌈 @g4ngr31]

9 DAYS!

Not long to go until 7 lunatics all sit in the same room and slowly fall in to a pit of madness. Will you be joining us? #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #charity #ttrpg

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@JamBarclay I dunno man. 10kg and a height of 2m, they're capable of jumping 354m vertically. One good slap and they'd probably disembowel you!

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What pokemon do you think you could take in a fight

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Follow me on threads, if you want to.
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The accumulation of small moments of despair is what makes you an adult.

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@ForestHills1903 @MartinSLewis He wouldn't make it out the front door before being assassinated mate.

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Fuck me. Does anyone just get so exhausted repeatedly trying to arrange stuff with friends that you genuinely consider making new ones?

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Toddlers shouldn't be allowed to have nightmares at 1am.