Eugene Wrayburn

Not lazy: bored. Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Lizzie of course those surface cicatrices are as nothing to the scars of MATURITY and HUMILITY that i now wear within #lovesyababe

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

a happy ending: @OMF_Lizzie curling one whisker & @OMF_Mortimer carefully combing out the other. #muttonchopsforeveryone #omfcounterfactuals

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Lizzie @OMF_Mortimer why choose between best pal and best girl when a comfortable harmony is so easy to attain #omfcounterfactuals

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Hoping @OMF_Lizzie will groom my whiskers into a splendour that conceals my sickly pallor. @OMF_Mortimer can advise on technique

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Even more grateful that my health has improbably permitted a brief excursion for restorative tonics with other OMF tweeters at #DickensDay

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Dizzy with gratitude to my very kind friends (@OMF_Mortimer chief amongst them) for helping me remain myself long enough to wed @OMF_Lizzie

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Glug

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Rejected. Glum. Wish was mutton chop. Miserable stroll down river which seems to mock own manly tears. If only - &$&:8^9&^)fg u cifjvjje/*5

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Can't believe mysterious girl does not in fact wanna get close to me (specifically rejecting suggestion that she put her body close to mine)

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

If only had been born a simple country lad. Curses on @OMF_MRF for raising me in respectability and moderate wealth.

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Feeling an unprecedented empathy with the sheep. Is it my mutton chops, I wonder?

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Hot date in the countryside tonight #mysteriousgirl #agentlemannevertells @OMF_Lizzie #oops

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Charley @DickensDay_UK @DickensOMF More room for my whiskers then (which will be present & festively abundant) #realmenhavefacialhair

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Doll what a delight. you can advise me on setting up a doll of my own

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

roses are red, violets are blue, I wish cross-class relationships were not quite so taboo #ValentinesProblems

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

who needs love on valentine's when they have a faithful chum? @omf_mortimer & I will be relaxing w/a glass of port #duderusesbeforeuteruses

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Bradley @OMF_Lizzie she's welcome in my Red Room any time #latersbaby

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

@OMF_Lizzie @OMF_Doll @OMF_Jenny Goodness, do tell me more about this desirable specimen (maybe over dinner) (alone) (free Feb 14?)

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

.@OMF_Tippins a beastly evening, indeed

[Eugene Wrayburn @OMF_Eugene]

Some young schoolboys with grandiose aspirations wld do well to remember themselves in the presence of their saintly sisters (@omf_charlie)