Silas Wegg

Boffin's Evil Genius in visible form. Tweeting as part of @DickensOMF

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

Wegg is the hero
From start to end,
Tho' trashed and heap'd,
He'll have his REVENGE
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Come @OMF_WeggLeg - let's blow this ballad stand!

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Rokesmith's a crook,
@OMF_Venus a coward;
Don't trust a book,
In which @OMF_Boffin's empowered

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[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

I've taken the liberty of composing a closing verse that knocks the socks off that rubbish about @OMF_Mortimer and @OMF_Twemlow

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

But I know that you, gentle reader, will have the wit to see that @OMF_Wegg is the great victim and true hero of the tale #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

I was attacked, I was harassed, I was persecuted. My life made a misery and a mockery. My fate as cruel as any in the Decline and Fall.

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Boffin, who is not the hero he paints himself, surrounded himself with his cronies @OMF_Rokesmith and @OMF_Sloppy

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

In dealing with @OMF_Boffin I was polite, I was pleasant, I even wound his clock! Yes I wore my hat, but only to disguise some thinning hair

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

This caused me to snap @OMF_Venus, a man who I treasured as my dearest friend in the world, but who soon proved himself the very opposite

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

To tell the truth, I've really been quite under the weather. @OMF_WeggLeg is more thriving then me

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

First, I had been working away in my usual conscientious manner, overseeing the removal of the dust mounds. As usual, I received no thanks

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

You'd do best to trust my narration rather than that of Mr D, who is known to colour his tales

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

Fear not, I will now relate the tale's end exactly as it happened, renowned as I am for accuracy in content and pronunciation of my stories

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

As you know, I'm a literary man. Yet even a literary man can get behind in his reading when rushed off his *ahem* feet owing to dusty work

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

Finally Wegg is master, Boffin will have to beg; Venus needs to get nastier, or I'll eat my leg #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Boffin I demand you divide your property in three! I'm not an unreasonable man - you can keep one part #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Rokesmith You can slop off too! Oh wait... Well I am glad to see some justice done and you discharged already! #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Sloppy Slop off! I'm master here now! #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

Worm! Minion! @OMF_Boffin (with no Mister). I'll grind you to pieces! #omftweets

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Venus Not that you'd ever know, having never had to pander to Boffin's depraved appetites!

[Silas Wegg @OMF_Wegg]

@OMF_Venus I think you'll find sour cream a wholesome and delightful topping