Patrick

Pat, Potentially the best person in the world. Lifelong #NUFC fan, feels old as fuck. Fifa logical since 1998. Constantly irritated by Southeastern trains

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@paddypower not sure how I got this, do you guys want it back? #RainbowLaces #MessyNight

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway Are you serious? You've left a boat load of people stranded with virtually no information and cant even make feasible connections for them to get home?

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway

Was supposed to be on the 00:20 service from cannon street going to Tonbridge

Advised to go to victoria, no trains to Tonbridge.

Im on the 00:27 to Orpington, what options do I have from there onwards to Tonbridge?

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway On board staff? I haven't seen anyone on the train and I've walked up and down

Might aswell pay me to check tickets for you

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway would have been nice to have been told that the delayed 14:33 service from Victoria to Ramsgate wasnt stopping anywhere between Tonbridge to Ashford

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway Should they be bare foot though? We've all seen the state of your trains. Who knows what diseases they could get or spread

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway do you guys have a dress code for your trains? Sick of seeing people bare footing it and rubbing their gammy cheesers all over your seats and tables

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway I was delayed by 5 minutes because we had to make a longer stop because your toilets weren't working.

Explain why thats not an inconvenience to me

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@Se_Railway my train had to take a "toilet break" at Tonbridge as no toilets were working on the train, can I delay repay for this inconvenience?

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@WelBeast Fuck off you fat fucking waste of space

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@FabrizioRomano Fuck off pasta boy

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@WelBeast Fuck off you absolute moist cretin

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@WelBeast

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[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@EPLBible Be worried about what? Someone that's been in the league the last three seasons?

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@FabrizioRomano Deactivate clown

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@indykaila Shut up you daft cunt

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@gazundaa Yous are lucky to have him

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@indykaila *We've

Don't suppose KFC have told you what spell check is lad.

[Patrick @OmgItsaFudge]

@indykaila Get back to frying chicken you wet wipe