noelle

not even that scary | she/her

[Val Doggy ΘΔ 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 @autocanidphile]

how did people pass time on the bus before they invented jacking off

[SeanieDew @seanie_dew]

Backrooms? Obsession? How about you head back to your room and start obsessing over some job applications

[Startboii (COMMS OPEN) @Startboii1]

I was a bit inspired 👉🏻👈🏻 #stoneswap

[Startboii (COMMS OPEN) @Startboii1]

I got inspired again 👉🏻👈🏻 #stoneswap

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this summer it's important to feel constant guilt and never communicate your thoughts or feelings. it's going to feel electric

[simone de bolivar @_bitchsword]

we often claim that our cat is “going baby mode” but have not yet defined what that actually means

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[Diesel Powered Fuck Machine @DieselNA1993]

the challenge of being a woman without the experience of being a girl

[emilia @probmold]

is it legal to be horny on a sunday

[Bael ⛧ @evilbael]

that weird girl with the big brown eyes and questionable tweets is the love of your life btw

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

going to a hardcore show dressed as an orange and saying "orange you glad I'm not a banana?" all night

[fluffierGAYpaws🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @cuddlecutegirls]

i unironically felt that way literally my whole life until i found out i was trans and everything clicked into place suddenly

[napkin @napkinx3]

different priorities

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Friends don’t even say goodnight anymore

[sissy sub richard nixon @nixmao]

this problem has already been solved

[Ezequiel Cohle @FrankyDestroy]

This is easily one of the funniest responses that could’ve happened to this.

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

The concept of Hunter Biden watching Clone Wars

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy