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Omobaba_Comedy *Parody

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May Allah guide Will Smith on to the right path Ameen 🙏😊

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Fifa15 can now like to make Ronaldo's ability 97

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Liver is wen you walk up to a girl for the first time n say "Hello. I rili think you're cute. My intentions 4 U are perfectly dishonorable".

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Respect is reciprocal. When you're slapped by your boss, return the favour.

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"A joke is a very serious thing.- Winston Churchill

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Some girls will spend 3k to go to Studio 24 and snap AVI picture only to attract boiz that will buy 1k Ice cream. You no make profit..

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Cut ur coat to ur size--Pidgin interpretation: If u no get moni to buy sometin, no enta pesin boutique dey test test pesin cloth anyhow..

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:So many beautiful girls. So many jobless youths.... And you wonder why many are not married?

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That moment when in a meeting, you're sweating profusely in an air conditioned room because shit dey worry u.

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Do you want a job that pays 750k/month, gives u a house and a benz S65, pays 4 ur vacation to paris? Kindly pinch ursef. Ya dreaming..

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Beauty buys attention. Character keeps it. Good Morning Naija

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You buy groceries worth 50k, change remain 10naira n u proudly tell d sales girl to keep d change, ur matter dey court...

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If you don't believe God works in mysterious ways, jump off a 1000m high cliff. Tell me what you see when you wake up..

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: Saving the best for last is finishing your Amala before chopping the meat...

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People wud say a town is boring. I say they're broke.

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Nollywood movies be like "Once upon a time in Okpoku Land! They lived a man. He was broke. He died." The end.... #UknowI'mRight

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When you look at a problem for a long time, barriers become clues to breaking the walls surrounding it. #Patience #Perseverance

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Asuu be like "Osheeyyyyyyyyy Oshey Baba... Osheeeeyyyyyy Oshey Baba..."

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You have to be a huzzler to understand the importance of letting garri soak for a while before eating.