Omol

Decoding global chaos with a side of satire.

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@ShivAroor @snehamordani I’m genuinely baffled by how Meesho was able to list and sell Pakistani products in India. Amazon and Flipkart usually provide product details, including the country of origin. Wasn’t Meesho, or any other platform selling these products, required to do the same ?

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The Assam government has adopted a "zero tolerance" approach, combining large-scale seizures, destruction of confiscated drugs, arrests of traffickers, and action against properties allegedly linked to narcotics networks.

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Assam CM Himanta Biswa Sarma drove a road roller to crush seized drugs worth ₹472 crore. The symbolism is significant, as many have long predicted Assam would inevitably become a major drug hub. The CM has stated that combating narcotics is a major policy priority for the govt.

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Observer Research Foundation (ORF), 2024: Highlights the India–Myanmar border as a major trafficking corridor, with Assam and the wider Northeast functioning as key transit routes for heroin, methamphetamine, and other narcotics.

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@TheKhelIndia Never watched a full hockey match in my life until today. Decided to tune into #INDvPAK and now I am hooked. What a brilliant game. Congrats @TheHockeyIndia. Will definitely be tuning into the upcoming games. #FIH

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@TheCockroanm Satire like the Cockroach Janata Party is great for calling out governance & development issues. But pointing fingers solely at BJP while endorsing opposition leaders turns a good movement into a biased stunt. Satire works best when it spares no one. Keep it neutral.

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@anuragwho Send Badshah and Honey Singh

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How does he manage to make such accurate predictions? Bro never misses. @aravind

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@RetardedHurt

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@joybhattacharj Sir, stop this nonsense. I don't know about Kolkata, but the groundsmen at Sarusajai are busy performing actual miracles. I am from Guwahati and despite continuous heavy rain and thunderstorms throughout the day, the match is underway. Excellent work by the grounds crew & #BCCI

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@mufaddal_vohra Non-stop rain & thunderstorms in Guwahati all day, match delayed... yet RR vs MI is ON! Absolute masterclass by the Sarusajai groundsman & #BCCI.
#PCB & #PSL can only dream of this level of sorcery. #IPL

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@TsMeSalman1 PSL is so 3rd-rate that Warner said 'jail please' instead of playing the rest.

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@Rajiv1841 Not just Harbhajan — Sehwag and Sidhu's commentary is equally pathetic. Zero homework, zero technical insight, just pure nonsense.

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@GemsOfCricket #BCCI's success isn't just money. #IPL puts players through intense pressure situations, while the domestic circuit’s strict selection process keeps talent sharp, disciplined, and grounded.

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@mufaddal_vohra Iconic Indian stadiums like Arun Jaitley, Delhi & Eden Gardens, Kolkata desperately need upgrades! Eden's open stands with no roofs make it tough for fans in heat/rain, and looks outdated visually. Time for CAB & DDCA to step up! #BCCI

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@cricbuzz The newly renovated Chepauk stadium is looking absolutely clinical! Indian stadiums without those gutka/pan masala hoardings and the usual yellow-red flashy ads just hit different – clean, classy, and so much better to watch. #ICCT20WORLDCUP #icct20worldcup2026 #T20WorldCup

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@TukTuk_Academy PAK, WI, and now IND — clear message: never underestimate associate nations! Any one of today's games could've been a giant upset. Cricket's magic shines through. Stellar show by @KNCBcricket, @usacricket, and @CricketScotland! #icct20worldcup2026 #ICCMensT20WorldCup

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@Magadhii_ Almost every team is rocking shades of blue, green, or yellow in #icct20worldcup2026 when their flags have so many other colours to choose from! Only a few like New Zealand, England, Scotland & Netherland stand out. We need more flag-inspired creativity! #ICCT20WORLDCUP