.

[sley @sley_Xk]

female friends who come through when you’re hørny is top tier

[𝟐����𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞𝐲𝐲 @nomodeath]

the real loser is the one who gets a new partner after the breakup

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

I can never ‘happy birthday’ my way back into someone’s life, fuck you, your birthday and your life

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[Aunty-Vyrus 🦅🌑 @VyrusDaCyrus]

Men are so funny. You can’t have 5 inches and be looking for a girl with big ass, let’s be fr.

[💭 @purepetall]

Having a high libido yet being so insecure of ur body is such a bad mix 🫠

[David @Justtdavid_]

nobody talks about how much it sucks to want to go out and do something so bad but literally have nobody to do it with.

[Faith Mhlongo @iam_mhlongo]

If your man is nice to you, don't tell your friends about it.🤫The enemy of a woman is another woman

[jaylone🩸 @jaylonerf]

silly me i forgot it's only okay when you do it

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[99 Majik @99Majik]

Don’t let any girl use you as ladder to climb to the man of her dreams

[thewettest @thewettest51723]

Playing with my pussy rn wishing I had a dick to ride 😖

[solé @layxsnv]

Me wondering if I have anger issues or if everyone is just stupid

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

people who overexplain themselves were probably accused of lying a lot as kids

[sley @sley_Xk]

It’s ok to have s£x with your ex if you miss them

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

The most dangerous woman is the one who is sweet, bubbly, and truly loyal. She'll give you everything she has.
But the moment you wrong her, she detaches completely. You'll never have access to her again.